Burial grounds in the future could be more interesting places to visit if we had more headstones like this.
When I saw the first comment, my first thought was, has he or she looked in the Mirror. 😀
Don’t monkey around with your replies or make a chimp of yourself. :highly_amused:
By: Edgar Brooks - 15th August 2014 at 13:05
My (ex) Works Manager said he was determined to outlive me, so he could dance on my grave; my reply was “That’s good, because I’m being buried at sea.”
By: critter592 - 15th August 2014 at 11:26
Depends how I depart this life…
If I die in a fire (probably saving some other poor sod), it’d probably read:
“Here lies Don Bryans, the toast of Long Eaton.”
Or the current favourite:
In VERY small lettering:
“Get off my grave, you nosy ****.”
By: Lincoln 7 - 12th August 2014 at 22:54
Mine will be…”Underneath this sod, lies another one”.
Same as you used to say Mum…R.I.P.
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: silver fox - 12th August 2014 at 21:17
Not really bothered what goes on my headstone, I don’t anticipate being able to read it anyway.
By: hampden98 - 12th August 2014 at 21:00
As I work in IT
“CTRL + ALT + DELETE”
By: sticky847 - 12th August 2014 at 20:43
‘more red wine please st john’
By: snafu - 12th August 2014 at 20:26
Won’t need one since I’m planning on being immortal.
Going well, so far…
By: Dr Strangelove - 12th August 2014 at 16:01
Got mine already 😉
By: davecurnock - 12th August 2014 at 14:57
I’m hoping not to have a headstone (or a grave, for that matter!) – having been accused in the past of being a waste of space, I wouldn’t like to inconvenience the gravediggers in their having to make a space for my ‘waste’ remains.
(Even though that process is generally carried out quite rapidly, courtesy of one of Mr J C Bamford’s products!).
Now, if the crematorium was solar powered….
By: charliehunt - 12th August 2014 at 14:35
John Peel’s wish, which was granted, is hard to beat “Teenage dreams, so hard to beat”, from the lyrics of “Teenage Kicks”.
By: John Green - 12th August 2014 at 14:20
“I told you we needed more fuel”.
By: Moggy C - 12th August 2014 at 13:25
Owning to my reluctance to ever throw anything away an earlier Mrs Moggy once suggested that my headstone should read:
“He was to be cremated, but then we thought ‘he may come in handy one day'”
Moggy
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