When you gotta go, you gotta go

ahhh Touche 😀

Scott, Do you think for one moment I would lower myself by travelling on such a common means of transport such as a bus?……:rolleyes:

Jim.
Lincoln .7

this sounds like Jim on a bus 😀

Just one can. Linc?! In that case I’ll take your advice!!:highly_amused:

Just drink a can of RED BULL, Chas, It gives you Wings, then you could fly for nothing…….:o

Jim.
Lincoln .7

Just remind me how much they cost an hour to lease??!!:stupid:

In a previous life I did used to sometimes look after the company comms (civvy) aircraft and I always used to look at the toilet ‘arrangement’ and think ”yup I will definitely go tae the cludgie before I fly in this thing LOL”
You would have to be really desperate to even think of using them !

Correct the Learjet 35 one was under the seat opposite and facing the door and had a flimsy screen to pull across between the cabin and cockpit either side, I suppose if they made a smell a depressurisation and opening of the door would get rid of them 😉

Most were as said a glorified bucket dressed up with pretty trim..

Even a 125 had a small bog, Citations etc were as the Lear, just in different locations

Many business aircraft are simply not big enough for a ‘real’ Cludgie.
Some are fitted with an emergency toilet….not nice but miles better than the alternative surely ; )

That was my first thought which is why I didn’t give the story much credence.

I am baffled,why spend millions on a plane and not include a proper toilet?

I doubt very much that anyone would wish to exchange seats with him after the”evacuation”, imagine seating over a seething volcanic pit of effluent hoping like hell that the rest of the flight is incredibly smooth.

Bet he felt “Flushed” when he went back to his seat.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

I thought it was the funniest thing I had read in a while.

Way too much information, there, Tony……..!!:(