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Tales of stupid people trying to find new and unusual ways of killing themselves, part 903.

US woman swallows phone in spat
A woman’s row with her boyfriend about a mobile phone suddenly went quiet – when she swallowed the handset whole.
Police in Blue Springs, in the US state of Missouri, said they were called out by a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing.

When they arrived at the house, they found a phone lodged in her throat.

“He wanted the phone and she wouldn’t give it to him, so she attempted to swallow it,” an officer said. The woman was expected to make a full recovery.

The 24-year-old woman was taken to hospital in Blue Springs, Det Sgt Steve Decker told local media.

“She just put the entire phone in her mouth so he couldn’t get it,” he said.

“This is the first I’ve heard of this happening,” he added.

Story from BBC NEWS:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/pr/fr/-/1/hi/world/americas/4557192.stm

Published: 2005/12/24 05:30:46 GMT

Wonder what tune it had; imagine if someone rang whilst it was in her stomach! “Ber-ba-ba-ba-dadadadada…”?
Much more important – how did her boyfriend call the police, and why couldn’t he use that phone in the first place?

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By: Canpark - 24th December 2005 at 12:02

LOL what a stupid woman!

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By: Ren Frew - 24th December 2005 at 11:46

I guess she’ll be making trunk calls from now on..?

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By: bmi-star - 24th December 2005 at 11:28

I thought wy my stomach rumbled about 10 mins ago, must have been my Sharp on Vibrate mode 😀

Silly woman indeed!

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