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Why Airplanes are Easier To Live With Than Women

Sorry any girlies, but couldnt resist posting this…….

Airplanes usually kill you quickly whereas a woman takes her time.

Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”

Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

Airplanes come with a manual to explain their operation.

Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

Airplanes don’t care how many other airplanes you’ve been in.

Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.

Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

Airplanes expect to be tied down.

Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.

Airplanes aren’t pregnant when they’re late.

Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

However, just like women, airplanes are expensive to operate and it usually means trouble if they suddenly go quiet.

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By: diplomatic - 22nd June 2003 at 20:34

Only one thing worse than living with a women and thats having ‘er mother along at the same time. l speak from 36 years of close contact Diplomatic
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By: diplomatic - 22nd June 2003 at 20:32

Only one thing worse than living with a women and thats having ‘er mother along at the same time. l speak from 36 years of close contact Diplomatic

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By: Bluebird Mike - 21st June 2003 at 10:29

You don’t have to wait hours for an ‘airplane’ to put it’s camoflage on before you can go out, either! 😀

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By: neilly - 21st June 2003 at 09:57

Hi Firebird,

Nice one, even got a smile out of Mrs. Neilly:p

Cheers,
Neilly

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By: Moggy C - 21st June 2003 at 09:27

Originally posted by MarkG
What’s an “airplane”?

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Pnuematically driven joinery tool I presume. 😉

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By: Firebird - 21st June 2003 at 09:20

Well yes, but it was sent to me by a mate in the US……..colonial translation I believe……;)

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By: MarkG - 21st June 2003 at 08:17

What’s an “airplane”?

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