Why are you not posting?

Says it all, really. Why?
Is it because the system seems shaky and you are fed up with deleting all the duplicate posts (if you manage to post successfully, that is)?
Is it because you are bored and can’t find any inspiration?
Is it because I occasionally flood the board?
Or is it that everything has been done and no one can think of anything to say or do?

Do something coz I seriously need cheering up and this forum is the one thing that (despite everything) helps take my mind off of things. I am going away for a while shortly and, at the moment, I seriously think that my last post will still be on the first page when I get back – probably somewhere near the upper middle area. Please disappoint me!

Flood.™