Why you should join the Italian police (carabineri?)

Nothing like good publicity, is there…;)

Flood.™

Not much room for locking suspects in the boot and driving over a few sleeping policemen (road humps), is there!;)

Flood.™

I think if you took out the med kit, there’s enough room to stuff a few short Italian miscreants into the trunk.

You can’t change out of third gear in a Mini… nice of the I Ties to put a poppy sticker in there police car though.

Does he wear the high-heels as well? – Nermal

They are faster than pretty much anything else on the island

I bet they couldn’t catch Snapper in his mini though

Thought the fastest thing at traffic lights was an 18 year old in a white three year old Bedford Astra turbo diesel stuffed with building supplies? – Nermal

Here in Northern Ireland we use 2 Williams tuned Renault Espace people carriers for motorway patrol.They are faster than pretty much anything else on the island but if they break we have to send them back to Williams to get them fixed because of all the racing add-ons 🙁
Not so glamourous but they certainly do the job and have room for lots of kit

Not much room for locking suspects in the boot

Flood.™

OH! 😮 they lock them? I thought they’d simply run them over 😀 .

What do roads hump?

Not much room for locking suspects in the boot and driving over a few sleeping policemen (road humps), is there!;)

Flood.™

Snapper would out run them in his Mini, without having to change up into third gear !!!

Who the heck even drives that fast? The cops probably just use their cars to pick up chicks.

The lads at Grampian Police may not be overly impressed with that Google!!. The picture above shows them with ‘their’ Jaguar XJ220!.