This is too important a scientific discovery to combine into the other thread. If they could just get koalas to do the sniffing, then boom, you’d have your own home-prostate test kit without needing to shoot the koalas.
http://abcnews.go.com/sections/scitech/DailyNews/dogs020611.html
By: escuincle - 3rd May 2004 at 22:31
Yes, but these are the 20,000 sickly koalas that are too skinny to make good warriors.
Unfortunately you have succumbed to the Australian propaganda machine. Our warriors are fit for battle. We are also armed with the most technological USAian Bamboo Shafts.
Why not sell them to the Americans?
I remember reading somewhere that USAians wish to pickle us in cat urine that, for some unknown reason to me, is named Budweiser. So I think you would understand why we will not sell ourselves to them.
and use the generated cash to finance the Royal Koalandian Army?
We are a republic, our official long name is the “Koala’s Liberation Army of Koalandia”, we have no monarchy. We have also received sufficient donations from our website http://koalalandiafreedomfighters.org.
And Koalandia should be careful… for Tibexas might rear it’s ugly head again!
Who is this Tibexas? And why should we Koaladians fear his ugly head?
General Escuincle
KoalalandiaCOM
1st Army Eucalyptus Divison
By: GoldenDragon - 3rd May 2004 at 22:24
By: Arthur - 3rd May 2004 at 21:57
Now i’m positive – the world desperately NEEDS Scroti-Fresh.
And Koalandia should be careful… for Tibexas might rear it’s ugly head again!
By: google - 3rd May 2004 at 21:50
As a General in the Koaladian Army I must disagree with you, we are koala warriors. The only urine sniffing that is going to happen are when we pee on the faces of the Australian aggressors! VIVA KOALALANDIA!!!!! 🙂
Yes, but these are the 20,000 sickly koalas that are too skinny to make good warriors. Why not sell them to the Americans, and use the generated cash to finance the Royal Koalandian Army?
By: escuincle - 3rd May 2004 at 21:46
This is too important a scientific discovery to combine into the other thread. If they could just get koalas to do the sniffing, then boom, you’d have your own home-prostate test kit without needing to shoot the koalas.
As a General in the Koaladian Army I must disagree with you, we are koala warriors. The only urine sniffing that is going to happen are when we pee on the faces of the Australian aggressors! VIVA KOALALANDIA!!!!! 🙂
By: google - 3rd May 2004 at 20:32
I am sitting here wondering what he has been sniffing…
Flood.
who, clifford?
By: Flood - 3rd May 2004 at 20:23
I am sitting here wondering what he has been sniffing…
Flood.
By: google - 3rd May 2004 at 20:05
Note that it says, Researchers at Cambridge University Veterinary School in England. It’s those bloody English arse sniffers who started it all!
I feel sorry for the dogs, what a lousy job, but I suppose they like doing it.
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