words fail me

I know it’s late but come on people!

…three…triplets…by…a…different…father?

There’s a great story of a quite well-to-do middleaged lady in the US getting bored at home and taking on a job as a greeter at Wallmart. One day this obese, chain-smoking, greasy-haired woman comes in, with two screaming, chocolate covered urchins who proceed to act like the delinquants they were. Summoning all the manners she could muster, our heroine comments “lovely day today, and what charming children you have there. Twins?” The troll looks her up and down and spits out “Do they look like effing twins you stupid tart?” Our lady doesn’t take a second look and comments in a loud, clear voice. “Oh no madam, I just have trouble believing that you managed to get laid TWICE.”

Apologies for language if it offends.

It’s interesting that the comments so far have been directed at her personally and not a word about what seems to me the most important point,i.e. how she’s feeding the kids.

She’s feeding them Maccy D’s, for heaven’s sake. It’s obvious she’s doing a crap job of looking after them so of course comments are going to be fired at her. :rolleyes:

In the interest of fairness however, I must stress I say ‘we all know‘ based on what are assumed to be the facts put before us. If indeed it is true she feeds her children in such an appalling way then what the hell is she doing with them in her care? (Note the ironic use of the word ‘care’).

Paul

It’s interesting that the comments so far have been directed at her personally…

I know it’s late but come on people!

…and I bet all three triplets are by a different father! :rolleyes:

…three…triplets…by…a…different…father?

Please don’t tell me you consider that to be a good thing? She clearly can’t look after one kid, never mind three.

Paul

It’s not a question of whether it’s good or bad,I’m saying presumably the chap must have had some feelings for her and should take some responsibility for the kids too .

It’s interesting that the comments so far have been directed at her personally and not a word about what seems to me the most important point,i.e. how she’s feeding the kids.Obviously she’s not the sharpest tool in the box,but at least she’s kept her three babies no matter how casually they might have been conceived .

and she got three in just four weeks

Please don’t tell me you consider that to be a good thing? She clearly can’t look after one kid, never mind three.

Paul

SHE is ? What about the chap who cleared off leaving her with triplets ?( I’m just jealous because it took me 17 long weary years of marriage to get one baby and she got three in just four weeks ).

Well indeed that father is just as much a disgrace but in the end it takes two to bring those kids into the world, they’ll be on Jeremy Kyle before you know it ;).

Not exactly if you read further down the article….

Not exactly the point though, what an absolute disgrace she is. Just sums up this country today :rolleyes:.

SHE is ? What about the chap who cleared off leaving her with triplets ?( I’m just jealous because it took me 17 long weary years of marriage to get one baby and she got three in just four weeks ).

…and I bet all three triplets are by a different father! :rolleyes:

Not exactly if you read further down the article….

“A 68-strong team of medics delivered Leanne’s triplets last year, costing the NHS £200,000.”

Not exactly the point though, what an absolute disgrace she is. Just sums up this country today :rolleyes:.

Nobody pick up that her last name is “Salt”?? There’s irony for you…:rolleyes:

…and I bet all three triplets are by a different father! :rolleyes:

She’s “too busy” doing what? Eating?