Would anyone like official company Baseball caps – including Rafale?

A technophobe journo friend (“How do you get a picture on to the internet”) asked me to help him out.

As a journo, he has amassed heaps of company hats, which he doesn’t wear, and which take up space in a cupboard.

They’ll cost £2.42 EACH to pack and post to EEC countries, £2.51 to the UK (second class), or £2.72 (first class).

If you fancy owning one of these sartorially fine items, then PM me an offer with your e-mail address, and I’ll pass them on to him and he’ll get back to you.

The hats:

Rafale (one only):

“C’est magnifique, cette chapeau, n’est ce que pas?”

Well non. C’est ‘gopping’. The colour is a vivid dayglo, such as would make Dale Winton look pallid, or a Lamborghini look restrained. It has that ‘je ne sais quoi’ only if “what” (quoi) you don’t know is taste, discernment, or fashion. I don’t know, the French are renowned for their taste, bang on fashion sense, style and class, and they then produce an eyesore like this. (I’m not selling it very well, am I?).

Rare as la merde d’un rocking cheval, however……..

Typhoon:

Design one has a thin red edge to the peak, and a red .com blurb on the back. Design two has a thin white edge to the peak, a white edge round the gap at the back, and a white .com blurb, and little patches of flag-type Typhoon plan views. The Eurofighter consortium has the Italians (renowned for fashion and style), the Brits (renowned for classy titfers) and it looks as though they gave the hat designing to the Germans…..

Enough said!

Boeing:

Boeing corporate

Boeing Farnborough (one only but suggested bid – very small!)

and the super-rare

Boeing AEW&C (one only)