-They don’t sell tickets, they sell chances.
-All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
-Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
-If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.
-You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
-Before you took off, the stewardess tells you to fasten yourVelcro.
-The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
-When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
-The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off therunway.
-You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he sez, “Justonce.”
-No movie. Don’t need one. Your life keeps flashing before youreyes.
-You see a man with a gun, but he’s demanding to be let off theplane.
-All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
Found most of these quite funny on http://www.yuckitup.com/list.shtml
Wozza
By: Whiskey Delta - 16th May 2006 at 21:26
I can’t honestly think of a modern LCC that has had accidents or incidents attributed to them do their Low Cost methods. The last big accident in the US was the AA A300 that crashed on Long Island, NY which wasn’t a LCC.
By: galdri - 16th May 2006 at 02:20
You know it’s a budget passenger when:
They are only bothered about the price and couldn’t care less about the safety of the operation.
True, so very painfully true!
By: wysiwyg - 12th May 2006 at 08:52
You know it’s a budget passenger when:
They are only bothered about the price and couldn’t care less about the safety of the operation.
By: A330-300 - 11th May 2006 at 12:37
Is it just me that thinks none of them are funny….
Flex 35
Yeah, poor and lame attempt by whoever wrote it.
By: Flex 35 - 11th May 2006 at 12:01
Is it just me that thinks none of them are funny….
Flex 35
By: andrewm - 10th May 2006 at 23:27
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