You know you're getting old when…

Will try that one Paul next time. I am always willing to accept good advice from a fellow sufferer 😀 and elder person.

Jim.
Lincoln .7

You know when your getting old, when you are in a Supermarket, with loads of people around you, and you want to fart, but despite how hard you try not to, they come out in little “Squirts”.loud enough to be heard
I just tend to turn and look at the nearest person to me, as if it’s THEM 😀

Jim.
Lincoln .7

Jim you are doing it all wrong again. What you should do is say sorry folks there is nothing I can do about it. I think I have another one coming on and I hope I don’t follow through again while tentatively feeling the seat of your trousers. I think a mixture of broccoli and sage and onion stuffing the night before clears a path for you or gets you to the front of the check out queue. If that fails a loud retort of “sniff up quick folks before it goes” never fails!

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Bizarre – but they do say behind every cloud etc etc…..I had a friend, sadly now dead, but he gradually had more and more malignant bits and pieces removed, so that his eating pattern and diet was quite strange. So I can guess what it’s like for you.

Thanks to the good ole NHS Chas, I only have half of my insides left, and have no control whatsoever.Of many body functions.One is that I am unable to EVER be physicaly sick, No one can explain to me why.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

Well thankfully the good old Mother has not embarrassed me yet, in that department. Self control, Linc, that’s what it’s all about!!:highly_amused:

It’s a fact of life Charlie!!. You can’t, ever, beat Mother Nature.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

I think you are sharing rather too much nformation with us there, Linc!!!;)

You know when your getting old, when you are in a Supermarket, with loads of people around you, and you want to fart, but despite how hard you try not to, they come out in little “Squirts”.loud enough to be heard
I just tend to turn and look at the nearest person to me, as if it’s THEM 😀

Jim.
Lincoln .7

So do I – hundreds of thousands of us have no choice, either eating or not.:)

I wear my glasses for (almost) everything…but have to take them off for reading/close work – which usually gives people a larf LOL