Your favorite Simpsons Quote or Joke

Sorry for this, but I just have to… 😀

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It’s the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.

Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She’s a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Well, since we quoted some Simpsons jokes in the “737 eye pleasing aircraft” thread, I thought we should have a own simpsons thread. Since I am a big fan. Let´s start with one that is a little aviation related :

“It is just a little airborn, but it is still good” -Homer seeing his BBQ pig flying away !!