Your funeral!

Is this how you are intending to visit our barbecue? (See other thread!)
“Is this burger burnt, or is it a bit of Wannabe Pilot?”

Flood.

Hopefully after circum-navigating the world a few times!:D

Originally posted by wannabe pilot
I want my ashes to be released at 30,000ft high and let them go wherever they want…

Well, the law dictates that they will go down, eventually…

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I want my ashes to be released at 30,000ft high and let them go wherever they want. At my funeral, everyone is to come in Austin Powers style suits (pink, yellow and flowery!) and they will play ‘Always look on the bright side of life’ 😀 :p

(I can’t believe I’ve used this smilie three time up until now tonight!)

Flood.

Oh my, I’ve pulled. :p

My ashes scattered over Duxford. (I love Mark)xx:)

Nor your replies here…:rolleyes:
Might not make it to next week!

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Thought you would have wanted to die in your lovers bed, murdered by her husband at 99 years of age…;)

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But hardly real…;)

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Originally posted by Robbo
Better hope you don’t need to depend on the functions of my remaining essence then.

I want nothing to do with your bodily functions, thank you…:rolleyes:

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Wish to be cremated, half of ashes sprinkled in Lake Lugano, half of ashes buried under any cypress grove in the world.

The only way you could turn people on was if your remains were made into a switch on a life support machine…;)

Flood.

Maybe they could use parts of you to resurface the carpark?

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You realise you will be thrown out when the smoking ban comes into force…;)

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I want to be burried in a temple. Flowers, women crying their heart out, and music. Some Beethoven, Jacques Brel and the Pixies. :p

My mother in law say’s that if I happen to go before her then she will happily dance on my grave, with that in mind I’m being buried at sea.:D

No it’s not. Death is not sad, it’s quite normal. Losing someone from your life is very sad, but death itself is not. Its inevitable and you should accept and embrace that it will happen. Free your mind.

Burning is the only way to go, i don’t like the idea of rotting in the ground

I don’t like worms, I don’t like flames,a nd I do’t want some medical student taking my **** to parties. Pickle me maybe, or bury me at sea (let the prawns get their own back!).

Music? The End by the Doors. Perhaps Sid Vicious singing My Way too.

Flowers? Give them to the wife – just get me a flypast and put me down in my favourite comfortable clothes. That’s levi’s not a suit.