European leg of the tour over, pretty gutted, a lot of fun… But back home to the UK to recharge for a short while then heading off to the US and Canada for a 23 gig leg, starting next week. Happy-Happy!
Lets hope this time the US Customs don’t f*ck up my Orange Rockerverb like they did with my Mesa Boogie last time. Gormless twits!
“Man shoots himself in the head and dies while demonstrating gun safety!”
Is it bad that I pissed myself laughing at this?…
Only in the land of the free, the home of the brave, the good old US of A… The home of the stupidest stupid people where other countries’ stupid people laugh at!
God Bless the United States of America!… No, really… Do bless them!
Liking your thinking! May I introduce using the subjects for testing, squirting Fragrances, Shampoos, house hold Chemicals etc. into their sensitive parts of the body? It saves testing on Animals, which I love with a passion and it breaks my heart seeing them treated like this, and it stops Cruelty to Animals. I quite like that idea.
On a separate note regarding the killers of Lee Rigby, as we all know one got a definite life sentence, the other 45 years…
…On a separate incident not so long a go. Two coloured guys were hanging about, one was riding a Bicycle on the pathway when an innocent man had a go at him for it, and rightly so, paths are for pedestrians. The Bicycle lad’s friend that was with him approached the Gentleman, took a vicious swing at him, punched him full on in the side of his face, fell over a banged his head off the road. The lad that assaulted him casually walked off without a care in the world. The Gentleman died of his injuries a short time later… The 24(?) year old got sentenced 4 and a half years.
There’s something not correct there, is there.
You can’t teach common sense,thats why pages and pages of H and S and labels on products have had to be written.Somethings need training on ie how things work,getting systems in place BUT the basic of don’t point a gun at someone incase it goes off should not need to be taught.
I do recall a photo of Winston Churchill in front of a fighter and if the trigger had been pushed well it would’ve been messy.
Yes but, there’s common sense and there’s patronising Health and Safety training, labels, signs etc. I’ve got two jobs these days, one is a live/touring/studio Musician/Guitarist which I started early last year and, my goodness, some of the Health and Safety regulations is just ridiculous. We had to go through a 5 hour “Training Session” on noise levels. My other job is a Guitar Technician/Sales in a well known UK music store and a lot is just as pointless. I’m all for Health and Safety, up until a point that is. But there’s a point where it’s just silly. Really silly.
EELightning I must admit I had a laugh at that as well. Lucky escape for the girlfriend also she could have ended up marrying that Bozo!
I wouldn’t normally at people’s misfortunes. I’d generally be concerned for someone’s wellbeing be it stranger or not… But sometimes the term, ‘the exception that proves the rule’ comes into the equation. Like this idiot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJcpeqBJXgU
It’s obvious what was going to happen… And when it did I had to laugh!
The first thing that was ever drummed into me was “Never point a firearm at another person unless you were going to use it!”
Common sense at the end of the day. You know that from your background in the military and I’m sure you didn’t had to be told that. As a Musician/Guitarist, I know not to mess about with Tubes while the Amp is switched on. It amazes me how many people lack common sense.
Yes it is; now go and change your trousers.
Your sense of humour is lacking some what. I bet you love The Good Life, The Goodies and Birds of a Feather.
If we had the foresight to allow weapons into the hands of chavs don’t you think they’d be shooting themselves too? Its not just an American thing.
The mind of the Chav is rather limited in intelligence, so no.
Indeed, it’s not just an American thing. Nevertheless its pretty common to hear in the news that some nitwit has decided to storm a Campus or a School, so yes… It’s not just an American thing, however there’s a pretty significant gap to the next country that witnesses such mindlessness.
Gun count per head in Switzerland and Finland is very high, yet somehow they tend not to shoot as many people in the face as they do in the US.
Sebastian Vettel, no personality?… Are you kidding, or what?
He’s the only driver in the field that answers everyone’s questions during interviews, he has a laugh, he jokes about, he talks at length – so much so even the interviewers have to stop so they can interview other people, he has a wicked sense of humour – a very British, understated sense of humour at that and he’s the only driver/team member that actually ‘approaches’ to be interviewed. He gives F1 drivers a bad name!
Rosberg – Funny guy, much like his father so fair enough!
Button – Complains!
Hamilton – Is always depressed and talks with an annoying American accent!
Raikkonen – Literally doesn’t give a sh*t… about anything! And doesn’t particularly like anyone nor anything, including himself! But that inadvertently makes him funny!
Alonso – Is passive!
Massa – Depends on his weekend, but is generally a cool guy!
Maldonado – Is a total Dick!
Perez – Is self-Blameless!
Grosjean – French!
Ricciardo – Has nothing to smile about, but a good and popular guy nonetheless!
Sutil – …Nobody knows anything about him except he’s a Formula 1 driver, despite him been racing for several seasons!
Hulkenberg – Punches people in the head in Far Eastern Nightclubs!
Kobayashi – Doesn’t eat Sushi! Other than that I really like the guy.
Vergne – French!
The rest just have to grin and bare they’re at the rear of the grid and are Ok guys. Those are the typical characteristics of an F1 driver!
Regarding the News of Michael Schumacher: I wouldn’t take any notice of those sources, especially British ones. Generally they all couldn’t give a sh*t about his wellbeing unless it’s something negative.
I’d much rather hear something official by those close by to him. If they haven’t made any statements then there’s no change in his condition, or they simply just want to keep it to themselves which they’re damn right entitled to.
In the US right now so had to watch it via the dreary NBC Sport network… It’s actually worse than Sky F1… Automatically makes one’s eyes glaze over. Americans + Complicated + Technical Sport = Complications of their own… I actually found, Ahem…, a link to watch the BBC’s Extended Highlights which was much better.
Anyway, pretty interesting and a canny first race. It had a few surprises in store that I wasn’t expecting and there’s quite a few issues obviously causing concerns. Magnussen had a heck of a drive in his debut race, finished 3rd officially but gained 2nd after the race. Bottas looked very solid and quite literally drove the wheels of his Williams, it’s nice to see Williams competing for double digit points again.
Ferrari were as expected in my opinion, mid top 10(ish) but they’re no doubt going to get further as the season progresses.
Red Bull were a surprise. I wasn’t expecting them to be as quick, or as high as they finished despite Vettel’s KERS issues. The car looks like it has a fantastic chassis and it looks to be the best handling car at high speeds. It just needs more top end speed and the KERS sorted of which no doubt they’d sort out. I wouldn’t count out Vettel, he’s the most adaptable driver in the field.
Interestingly, the quickest lap times (of that race) are remarkably similar to the 1996 race in Melbourne which were 3.0 litre V10s, proper engines.
Red Bull got disqualified due to “Consistent Fuel Irregularities”… The FIA strikes again, so early. Goes to show how little notice they take of the teams during pre-season testing.
Would love to discuss more… Got my Guitar Rig to set up…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGItMTxvbpc
Made me laugh!
Very funny guy. Love how Steve Rider is desperately trying to get on with Hosting while Vettel just keeps on ranting away… About nothing in particular, nor relevant to what he’s why there for. Haha.
Any other F1 driver would take the award, drone on with the same old ‘I’d like to thank every single person’ acceptance speech, then drag himself back to his table… Then go back to looking miserable and like they have the whole world on their shoulders…
They’re full of sh*t. Secondly, Hamster isn’t a racing driver.
Controlling a Formula 1 car at it’s maximum limit is one of the most demanding challenges, both mentally and physically. If you’re nowhere near the capacity of the mental and physical ability and capability an F1 machine calls for, you’re going to be in a world of hurt in no time at all.
Even the best drivers in F1 history have been caught out by these machines, many haven’t walked away to race another day…
I can’t get the link, but I remember Ferrari, once doing a tyre, and fuel change in 5 seconds flat.
Jim.
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When the F1 cars had to refuel (which should be brought back today in my opinion) Ferrari were one of, if not the, quickest guys in the Pit Lane. It was incredible seeing them and McLaren changing tyres and refuelling when they both came in on the same lap.
Last year, Red Bull set the World Record with Mark Webber of, if I remember correctly, pretty much 2 seconds flat… From the car physically stopping, being jacked up, changing tyres, put down and being released.
Check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6j8JWZeMqU
I remember watching and saying to my Girlfriend: ‘Did Mark just literally drive through!?!?’
Ah, But was it just a “Splash and dash?”.
Just a very quick tyre change. There’s no refuelling these days, sadly. On average, F1 Pit Stops are around the 3.3 second mark. That Red Bull stop was, as much as it makes no difference (in a non-F1 world sense), a full second quicker. If I remember correctly it was Mark’s second Pit Stop out of three.
There are some that come to their senses. I’d check up on this Matador’s story… It’s quite touching I must say…

I’ve always been strongly against Bull Fighting, or any other forms of Animal cruelty for that matter. I reserve a special kind of hatred for anyone that intentionally and sadistically harms any Animal, it’s uncalled for and I have no other words to describe what is felt.
However, there are those rare moments where the Bull gets it’s Revenge which is, hilariously satisfying…



Wow…
Red Bull owner Dietrich Mateschitz says his company could quit Formula 1 if he is not happy with the way the sport is run.
His remarks follow Red Bull driver Daniel Ricciardo’s exclusion from the Australian Grand Prix and the adoption of new rules.
Mateschitz said Red Bull’s future in F1 was more “to do with sportsmanship and political influence” than finance.
He said: “In these issues there is a clear limit to what we can accept.”
He also referred to the “inappropriate politicisation” of the sport.
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Mateschitz also criticised the new format of F1, both in terms of the use of a fuel limit and in the sound produced by the turbo hybrid engines, which are much quieter than last year’s naturally aspirated V8s.
“You have to make F1 like it used to be – the top discipline of motorsports,” he said.
“F1 is not there to set new records in fuel consumption, nor to make it possible to have a whispered conversation during a race.
“It is absurd to race a lap seconds slower than last year. GP2 partially provides more racing and fighting and almost equal lap times as F1 with a small fraction of the budget.”
More here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula-one/26721387
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I have to agree with him…