a woman goes to her doctors complaining that sex just doesn’t do anything for her any more, her pussy is just too worn out and wide for any man to satisfy her. the doc gives her a bottle with seven pills in and tells her these will tighten things up, take one a day, not have sex and return in a weeks time, she returns after a week and the doc performs a bit of “malpractice” with her. gives her a right beasting and as usual for the poor lass, not a whimper of exitement. the doc gives her fourteen pills and to return a week later for the same “test”. again after a week, not even a sniff of an orgasm for this now distraught damsel. the doc says, well i am all out of options cept one, here try this, (he hands her a jar). she shreiks “what the heck is this?”. “its a pickled penis” says the doc. just say pickled penis my f.a.n.n.y and it will junp out of the jar and give you a right servicing, try it. she isn’t too convinced but as she is all out of other options, gives it a go, pickled penis my fanny, she says and sure enough it jumps out the jar and gives her a right rogering. she has a multiple orgasm and it totaly satisfied for the first time in years, the doc says take it home, its yours now but be warned, don’t use it more that three times a day or it will go wild. ok she says and off she scarpers to try it out again. she lives quite happily with this for a few months using it first thing in the morning, dinner time and before she goes to sleep. but one day she feels a bit randy mid morning, so pickled penis my fanny she says, and out it pops and does its job. mid day she feels the urge again, but after the morning session and mid morning session it will be the third and last time that day, ho well she says, i’ll have to do without. and she says pickled penis my fanny and off it goes. by 7pm she is feeling as randy as hell and very frustrated too. she decides to risk it and says pickled penis my fanny. out it pops and in it goes. thrusting as it never has before. she has multiple orgasms and is loving it. untill she starts to get sore that is. but it won’t give up, hammering away as hard as ever. in desparation she pulls it out and throws it against the wall then runs out of the room. and it is bouncing along after her out of the room, down the stairs and out the front door she runs with this thing bouncing along after her. after a few mins running she sees a policeman, she runs up to him as shouts “help, i’n being chased by a pickled penis”, the cop says yeh right, “PICKLED PENIS MY ARSE!!!” :eek:.
Greg
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