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  • in reply to: "Tin hats on everybody !" #2114244
    whalebone
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    In that case……….by popular request………
    “Have you got a light Mac ?”
    “No, but I’ve got a dark brown overcoat”.

    in reply to: "Tin hats on everybody !" #2114431
    whalebone
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    Well it has done the trick regarding an injection of cheerfulness so just before the end I add, from Vivian Stanshall’s Sir Henry at Rawlinson End:

    “Do you know what a palmist once said to me ?” she said “WILL YOU LET GO !”

    in reply to: Time Flyers – BBC2 tonight #2116412
    whalebone
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    It was a very interesting programme.

    Locally there was a “Q” site to detract from the port of Brightlingsea on the Essex coast (then HMS Nemo, predominantly minesweepers, ASR launches and a couple of Walrus flying boats) built on mashland on Mersea Island just a few miles down the road from me. Apparently it was bombed a couple of times and so saved the town from damage. The control bunker was still there a couple of years ago when I was last there.

    As an aside my father and a couple of chums who were all 15 year old sea scouts at the time got a 10 minute wiz around the Blackwater/Colne estauries in one of Nemos’s Walrus’s in 1942, under the excuse of an “air test”.
    He was chuffed to bits but apparently (and not unaturally if you think about it ) my Grandmother went mad !

    in reply to: Ray Hanna and brietling team #2116413
    whalebone
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    I seem to remember a former O/C of the BoBmf describing it ( the 109 ) as a wonderful aircraft to fly but a tricky one to get in the air, an even harder one to land and a very difficult machine to ‘fight’ due to the poor view. was it Paul Day ?

    No one will begrudge Ray his eventual retirement but lets hope all this talk is a tad premature and he gives us just a few more golden years. From the Arrows in Gnats to the present day, we have been very blessed to see him ply his undoubted craft.
    Cheers to you Sir !

    in reply to: Concorde #2116722
    whalebone
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    I thought that was the general idea, let it ( and any public outcry ) fade into the past as un noticed as possible.
    We wouldn’t want too many awkward questions coming up like how much BA actually paid for them or how much profit they have made because they cost the company virtually ‘nowt in the first place, now would we ?
    Lets just show it off on the last day when it’s all too late for anyone to do anything about it.

    BA will cut it’s own nose to spite it’s face, “if we won’t fly them then no one else will”.
    Now if Richard Branson was a major ‘contributor’ to Blairs bunch there may have been a different outcome. Sorry, I’m wearing my cynical head again.

    in reply to: "Tin hats on everybody !" #2118220
    whalebone
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    That’s the stuff !

    in reply to: "Tin hats on everybody !" #2118228
    whalebone
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    Originally posted by Flood

    Err, is there any point to this or are we just screwing up a perfectly good thread about getting along and not arguing for the sake of pasting in a few comedy quotes to make everyone smile – or groan – together.

    Hey, maybe it works!

    That’s just the point Flood old chap, it’s a little silly and cheerful antedote in totally the wrong place. Look on it as oil on troubled waters. We’ll let it run just a little longer.

    C’mon, I started this one so give me some more folks.

    “Ah, missed both my legs !”

    in reply to: "Tin hats on everybody !" #2118429
    whalebone
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    Aw come on lighten up, this is supposed to be an antidote for some of yesterday’s funny business. I know were in the wrong forum but what the heck !

    Some even older classics:

    ECCLES: Oh, my friend!
    BLUEBOTTLE: You remember me?
    ECCLES: I remember you.
    BLUEBOTTLE: Yes… Why don’t you open the door?
    ECCLES: Okay, I’ll open… how do you open a door?
    BLUEBOTTLE: You turn the knob on your side.
    ECCLES: I haven’t got a knob on my side.

    Bluebottle: What time is it Eccles?
    Eccles: Err, just a minute. I’ve got it written down on a piece of paper. A nice man wrote the time down for me this morning.
    Bluebottle: Ooooh, then why do you carry it around with you Eccles?
    Eccles: Welll, um, if a anybody asks me the time, I can show it to dem.
    Bluebottle: Wait a minute Eccles, my good man.
    Eccles: What is it fellow?
    Bluebottle: It’s writted on this bit of paper, what is eight o’clock, is writted.
    Eccles: I know that my good fellow. That’s right, um, when I asked the fella to write it down, it was eight o’clock.
    Bluebottle: Well then. Supposing when somebody asks you the time, it isn’t eight o’clock?
    Eccles: Well den, I don’t show it to ’em.

    in reply to: "Tin hats on everybody !" #2119057
    whalebone
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    “That was never five minutes”

    “I’m afraid it was”

    That’s better lets keep the light hearted banter going.

    “Ooh it’s awful, I keep seeing pink spots and butterflies floating in front of my eyes”
    “That sounds terrible, have you seen your doctor ?”.
    “No, just pink spots and butterflies”.

    in reply to: Another Tempest quiz #2119059
    whalebone
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    I like the “Thanks in advance” bit, this is a tad more tricky I feel.

    Difficult to judge without something to reference the actual size against.

    From a purely engineering standpoint the larger object in the foreground if you were to stand it upright resembles hydraulically some sort of master cylinder.

    It is very reminicent of a car brake master cylinder from the 1960’s, it certainly looks to me like a double acting device. i.e. it has two cylinders the smaller primary one (now underneath) feeding the larger secondary (uppermost). To work it would require an external power input, from the pilot perhaps ?

    The large union at 90 degrees on the left hand end is the output, the hole roughly in the middle could be where the filler/level plug used to reside and the drillings in the casting at the right hand end and the lug behind just visible with a single drilling could be where and input shaft pivoited or was located. The small hole between the output end and the filler hole probably had a smaller output union to a guage or a bleed valve a some point.

    The long cylinder above it has a pair of banjo unions, both with bleed nipples and an interconnecting pipe to one end. Suggesting that it is also hydraulic but probably some sort of two way actuator, U/C cover or flaps perhaps ?

    Pure speculation but based on an engineering background of course.

    in reply to: Sign the online petition to save North Weald! #2121548
    whalebone
    Participant

    Done !

    in reply to: Mark Hanna #2122586
    whalebone
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    There are some nice photos and tribute to Mark here
    http://www.jfs.no/album.html

    And on the same site you will find amongst lots of other goodies Mark flying the Buchon and a cracking display in MH434 here, its a big file about 4 megs but it really is well worth it if you have not seen it already ( when the page has loaded right click and save target, its worth keeping )
    http://www.jfs.no/film_english.html

    Like most people I only met him a couple of times but he was always happy to chat if he had the time, he was always so enthusiastic about everything and well, that winning smile just about said it all.
    For most of us it said there’s a chap who loves his work, as for the wife it made her go quite weak at the knees !
    For the pleasure he gave to us all God bless him.

    in reply to: Goodwood Revival #2082210
    whalebone
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    Splooshed as I maybe after tonight festivities sorry Digby I make the following statement. There are good and there are very good but, I have seen ’em all from all over the world over the years.

    Having watched Ray from way back in the 60’s with the Red’s and from days when the restrictions were not quite as stringent as they are now, For consistency, professionalism, airmanship and contribution to the Warbird flying community in the UK alone, the man is THE MAN.

    Best ever ? Mr H leading SG in a tail chase, Fury and Bearcat respectively mid to late 80’s Duxford. Absolute mastery and right on the screaming limit by both of them, round and round would they never come down ?
    You know how motorcycle racers shake hands after a close finish to a race well fought, the huge grins on both their faces as they taxied in and took the applause from those on the threshold junction after that display said it all. Great respect to and between both, I’m sorry SG, can’t put my finger on it but I will have to shade it to RH 100 to 99.9 ( he wins down to advanced years 😀 )

    in reply to: Merlin/Griffon question #2082220
    whalebone
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    Allow me some slack gentlemen (and any Ladies) I have just returned from the Chappel beer festival in a state of mellowness.

    To quote my late Grandfather who was Capt Ball V.C. 56Sqn armorour/fitter in the 1914/18 war.
    As his rule of thumb.
    “Any Rolls Royce engine always rotates the right way. Anything else even if it’s Wright, rotates the wrong way.”

    Regarding the B26 Marauders passing overhead Colchester outbound from Boxted “By God they were brave lads Boy, sounded like a sack of rusty spanners in formation”.

    in reply to: Duxford Circus #2085492
    whalebone
    Participant

    Originally posted by PeterW
    Do you think Germaine Greer will complain that low flying cranes upset her geese?

    Peter

    Lets hope they poop on her washing line ! 😀

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