RE: Ukranian disaster

Yeah at least 25 more people were killed than at Rammstein, making it the biggest disaster in aviations-history.

RE: Eugenics : the thread

I think Miss. T is a very bad example, Mongu.

RE: Ukranian disaster

It was the biggest airshow incident ever!!!!

RE: Is Hollywood working together with the Pentagon?

Yeah, but if you want to see a movie today the first question is : “it’s not one of those patriotic BS-movie, is it, than you can see it on your own”. It just ain’t fun anymore, it looks like Hollywood has been brainwashed.

RE: Eugenetics : the thread

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 27-07-02 AT 11:42 AM (GMT)]Actually Eugenetics is not something new from the 20th century. Even the acient Romans wanted to create a race which was superior to the Germanic and Keltic tribes. The Romans, however, never thought of using “Frankenstein” methods like the nazi’s, in this way, they were far more civilised. The Spartans were more radical, they just threw their children in some cave or from a rock, leaving only the best ones alive.

In France, a women has sued her doctor because he refused to tell here that her baby was going to suffer from the ‘syndrom of Down’ (Mongolism). Otherwise, she would have asked for an abortion. This however, can also be seen as eugenetics, because the women wanted to have a healthy baby with a future.

The techniques for Eugenetics are about the same ones as used for normal ‘genetic manipulation’, means decoding and recoding the RNA/DNA-scripts. Only, eugenetics can not prevent mistakes from being made, instead the cells will perform the ‘autofagia’-proces, which is about the same as a cell (but also a whole creature) comitting suicide in the womb. In the European Union, such experiments are forbidden, not the in States. But the majority of investigators are Europeans (Italians, Greeks, Britons), and they are sponsored through European money.

Skythe is right

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 27-07-02 AT 10:29 AM (GMT)]Vortex, I don’t believe IX-XI is thanks to Israel. That’s just complete BS. AFAIK, the capital of the United States is Washington and not Tel Aviv. The reason for IX-XI is so much more than only Israel. The American troops in Saudi Arabia, Bush’s foreign policy, not only towards Israel but towards the whole middle east, the “resource war” rather than the war on terror the US is making …. Supporting such a corrupt regime like Saudi Arabia upsetted Osama probably a lot more than Israel. You have to be correct, the terrorist on IX-XI were all Saudi’s and Egyptians, no Iraqi’s, Iranians or Palestinians. Skythe is true when he says for Israel the big danger is not Syria but Saudi Arabia. If there’s one regime I find “evil” in the ME, surely it must be Saudi Arabia. A bunch of rich sjeiks, who get support from the US, while their own population has no say.

RE: Naughty humour

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 26-07-02 AT 09:40 PM (GMT)]A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and
engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores
their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanised when she
hears one of the men say the following:

“Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come
again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come once-a-more.”

“You foul-mouthed swine,” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this
country we don’t talk about our sex lives in public!”

“Hey, cool-a down, lady,” said the man. “I’m-a just tellin my friend
how to spell-a Mississippi.”

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An tourist walked into a traditional restaurant in Spain. When he got
the menu he realised that it was written in Spanish, so he looked
around and noticed someone on the next table eating a dish of
meatballs topped with a delicious-looking sauce.

When the waiter arrived he asked for the same dish.

“I am sorry, señor. That is a very special dish. You have to order it
a day in advance.”

So the tourist ordered it for the next day. When he returned the next
day he found that the dish he’d ordered had much smaller balls, and he
was really looking forward to enjoying his meal too.

“Waiter, how come the two balls in this dish are so small? The dish I
saw yesterday had two large balls.”

“I am sorry, señor. But sometimes the bull wins!”

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An Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Irishman are in a bar discussing how
stupid their wives are…

The Englishman says: “You know my wife must be the most stupid woman
on this planet. There was a sale down at the supermarket last week and
she bought 300 pounds worth of meat, and we don’t even have a
freezer.”

The Scotsman says: “That’s nothing, my wife went out last week and
bought a brand new car for 8000 pounds, and she can’t even drive.”

The Irishman says: “You think that’s stupid, I went home last week and
my wife told me that she’d booked herself a two week holiday in
Tenerife. I watched her packing her case and she took nearly 400
condoms with her, and she doesn’t even have a #####.”

THIS ONE IS 16 +

http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/meltingpot/jinx/399/jokes/Countries/Irelan…

RE: Naughty humour

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 26-07-02 AT 09:19 PM (GMT)]The Australian Prime Minister, John Howard was in England meeting the
Queen at Balmoral. They were discussing Australia and Howard’s plans
for the future.

Howard asked the queen if it was possible to turn Australia into a
Kingdom to increase its force in the world market. The Queen replied,
“One needs a King for a Kingdom and you are most certainly not a
King.”

He then asks if it is possible to turn Australia into an Empire. The
Queen replies, “For an Empire one needs an Emperor you are most
certainly not an Emperor.”

Howard thinks for a moment and then asks if it is possible to turn
Australia into a principality. The Queen replies, “For a principality
one needs a Prince and you Mr. Howard are certainly not a prince.”

The Queen adds further, “Without meaning to be rude Mr. Howard I think
Australia should remain as a country.”