RE: Am I the only one posting jokes????
Those are so funny. Here are some others:
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
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A man goes to the doctor and says that he has a social problem. “No women seems to want to date me”, he tells the doctor. The docor tells him that he has Ed Zachary disease. “What is Ed Zachary disease?”, questions the man. “It is when your face looks Ed Zachary like your ass”, replies the doc.
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A mother and her son were flying “Southwest Airlines” from Kansas
to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and said, “If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The mother (who couldn’t think ofan answer) told her son to ask the
stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, “If big dogs have baby
dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?”
The stewardess asked, “Did your mother tell you to ask me?” He said
that his mother had. So the stewardess said, “Tell your mother that
Southwest always pulls out on time.”
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DRINKING BUDDIES
A couple of drinking buddies who are airplane mechanics are in a hangar at JFK New York. It’s fogged in and they have nothing to do.
One of them says to the other, “Man, have you got anything to drink?”
The other one says, “Nah, but I hear you can drink jet fuel, and it will kinda give you a buzz.”
So they do drink it, get smashed and have a great time, like only drinking buddies can.
The following morning, one of the men wakes up and he just knows his head will explode if he gets up, but it doesn’t. He gets up and feels good. In fact, he feels great! No hangover!
The phone rings. It’s his buddy. The buddy says, “Hey, how do you feel?”
“Great”, he said! “Just great”! The buddy says, “Yeah, I feel great too, and no hangover. That jet fuel stuff is great. We should do this more often!
“Yeah, we could, but there’s just one thing . . . ”
“What’s that?”
“Did you fart yet?”
“No . . . ”
“Well, DON’T, ’cause I’m in Phoenix.”
Hope you like them
Kelly
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