QUOTE]imagine you’re standing at the back of an estate car putting something in the boot
So if the back of the car, (where the boot is) remains the back regardless of where you are standing, it seems relatively logical that the back of the boot, is near you and the number plate, and the front of the boot is in the direction of the front of the car.
The location you are arguing about is clearly at the back of the boot, in front of the rear number plate.
(Of course women of all nationalities are unable to navigate with street directories or maps – despite the ability to back seat drive, so its clear the front and back of the boot might be geographically challenging too lol)
Now in the debate of it being a boot or a trunk, even “upside down” here in Australia (where “Bruce” wears either boots or thongs), we know its a boot at the back of a car, not a trunk (the trunk is an old suitcase in the garage), and the engine is under the bonnet not the hood, and the hood is the roof on a convertable, (or also today the hat sewed onto a windcheater) not the bonnet over the engine, and certainly not the bonnet Miss Tuffett is wearing on her head.
A fender is a guard, and a flasher is an indicator (whereas a flasher is a man in a rain coat).
We also know thongs go on your feet wedged between your toes, and both blokes and shielas can wear them, not wedged up your butt, thats where a G-string goes and only sheila’s should wear those.
What has us really lost down here is why the yanks drive on the wrong side of the road, but its on the right, while we and the poms drive on the right side of the road, but its on the left, the Queens English really mucked that one up.
smiles
Mark Pilkington
😀 Classic.
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