ooh thought of another:

3 people were walking through the forest and get captured by cannibals. The first cannibal says ” we will let you go if you go and pick 10 fruits from the forest and bring them back”. The men started walking into the forest thinking we will be free by lunch. As they were going the second cannibal says” there’s a catch….when you get back you will have to shove them up your arse without showing emotion or you will be killed.
The first one comes back with berries. He gets on his 6th one and he twitches therefore he was killed.
The second one comes back with apples. He does well and gets on to his 9th and then he bursts out laughing so he gets killed.
The first two meet in heaven and the first one says to the second ” why did you burst out laughing , you were doing so well?”
He replies” I saw the first one coming back with pineapples.”

Thats exactly why I say to my nan that you should re-take your driving test at 80.

“a mucky window” got that right.

cool

1) “economy isnt as good as it used to be.”
2) “Who hid my glasses? Once I find them, I’ll kill ya”