“Stewardess!”
With the sun beginning to rise,the cabin of the 747 was suddenly illuminated. “who turned on the f…… lights?”a male passenger, who had been surly since boarding, snarled at the flight attendent.
The girl had enough of this particular character.
“These are the breakfast lights,Sir,”she answered with forced sweetness.”The f…… lights are much dimmer, and you Sir, snored right through them”.