At least a mace doesn’t smell like burning rubber!

No, it’s actually very friendly. A good day to you sir!

Still better than in South Africa. They handed out Goodyears which were terribly unfriendly.

Iron-y

Either that, or he hands out meat-lollipops.

Actually, the Dutch word for mace is ‘Goedendag’ which means Good Day, in the hello- kind of way.

So the mace is a perfectly valid item in this thread. I agree that the axe and women’s clothing are a bit off-topic though.

Perhaps some pantyhoses to pull over your face when you pay a visit to the local bank with your axe, mace or (as i think Flood is not willing to admit) gauntlet?

Originally posted by SOC
Heh heh heh…somebody said peter

huhuhuh… Peter kicks ass!

An axe is good enough. I’ve got a nice one, stolen from the toolbox on a Soviet Army railroad car. It’s terribly blunt, so that’s why i guess the guy guarding the train didn’t mind.

That, or he was just happy that we left the armour on the train.