Originally posted by Snapper
“Do you take your teeth out to do that?”

Would it persuade you if i did?

(WTF is a neocon?)

She takes my teeth out and no I’m not taking your teeth out !!

Right , I’m lost here , who is taking who’s teeth out for cunning linguistics and what the funk is a neocon , and who cares.

Originally posted by EN830
Do you take your teeth out to do that?

No , but she does

Originally posted by Snapper
“I’m a baboon who gained a second pair of hands in the Serengeti in 1989. I can type twice as fast as anyone else.”

Thats no laughing matter you cardigan wearing milk-sourer. It’s bloody hard work doing quotation marks using my nose and tongue (though my wife is pleased of the practice). And pressing the caps lock for one letter is really annoying.

And meeting royalty is un-diplomatic too.

Hmm cunning linguistics Snapper.

I heard there’s a new law in the Channel Islands – If you get divorced you can still be brother and sister. OJ Simpson wants to move to the Channel Islands as they all have the same DNA.

Ah , That’ll be the Guantanamo Bay chaps being repatriated.

Me hard at work .

Dave , sadly your correct , the indigenous North American Natives were either slaughtered or herded into groups where Cholera and other diseases brought from Europe / UK decimated their numbers .
The way we’re going with Asylum Seekers it won’t be long before we will be an ethnic minority on our own island , I know these people have had a hard time but surely it must be easier to help them rebuild their own countries than have them move over here. We even allow people who openly praise terrorism and pray for suicide bombers to preach their poison on British streets – Abu Hamza for one – he’s banned from his mosque so he now preaches in the streets . If Europe is so great why dont they all just bugger off over there.