For Gawd’s sake, don’t ask Al what he does to seagulls! Him and Snapper’d be round in a flash! :rolleyes:

Hell yeah . Fly rod , floating line with a 12lb breaking strain leader , down the beach and throw loads of bits of bread up in the air , mould a bit of bread round a size 14 hook on your leader , keep throwing bread up but gently start casting into the seagulls and WHAM , you’ve got a live Seagull kite for 30-45mins . Don’t let the fecker get too close , just walk away feeding line out . Eventually the barbless hook will fall out an Mr Seagull flies off. Or if you are really stupid , drag it into someones house and create chaos.
There are other things involving AlkaSeltzer and Baking Soda but they are messy

Al

Ageorge,

I live in Bexleyheath, on the London/Kent border. Re damage, see above. It is annoying when they chose to have a set-to in the middle of my Convolvulus, which hasn’t yet recovered, but that’s gardening for you.

Geoff.

Convulvus is a bloody weed !!!! , I have 12 acres of orchard and am fighting a losing battle to eradicate the stuff , nice heart shaped leaves , once its in your garden the only stuff to shift it is Gramoxon ( paraquat ) , if you try to dig it out you have to get every white root out or the bleeding stuff keps coming back.
Too many damn pests in your garden Geoff – start eliminating them !!!!!

WWHHHHHHYYYYYYY is everybody going awww , nice , ooh look at that .

410 Garden gun , booofff , boooff , yelp . Thats my Polecats fed this week anyway .

Where do you live Geoff ?? , do they bother you much ??

SHOOOOOOOOT ITTTTTTTTTT !!! , bloody vermin , I detest them and after the ba$tards have been in our hen pens I take great joy in hunting them out .They will break into a pen , kill 400 Chickens but only take one . Kill all foxes now 😡

Fugging hell Snapper !! , Pete Shelley has put on a bit of weight ! , superb mate – was it a good night ??

Al

Former Soldier Seeks Employment by John Miller , mad , mad , mad . Brillant.

I don’t post here on GD

This isn’t mine.

Not Moggy

Kids bounce. He’s plenty old enough 😉

Mog , these babies are license losers , half the revs of a Jap bike and double the torque , burbling along at 7000rpm you always feel like the bike is just idling along until you have a look at the speedo and sh1t yourself when you find you are sitting at 120mph . Any photos of your SP ??.

Al

[QUOTE=Barnowl]ageorge -pillion on an RC30? The Honda which does 80mph in 1st gear with no rear seat or rear pegs? God why don’t you just throw him into a skip full of needles and have done with it?

😀 , he did have a ride on the RC30 , basically he was jammed between me and the home made rear hump , the bike had a set of Harris rear sets and he could put his feet on my heels when we were running . Incidentally the bike had a HX built motor and was originally built for the KRC endurance races – first gear was too tall and the bike could almost touch 90-95mph in first gear – but this made the bike pretty much unusable in traffic . If you look at the very back of the Ducati photo you can just make out the tail of one of my NC30’s – he’s never been of any of them .
The Ducati is a home built bike – basically built from crashed Duke’s around a brand new 916 frame – I still have her and a dismantled 888SP – my idea is to give my two boys one each when they are old enough .

Al