Hey I’ll have you know that I have had ZERO stitches in the last 3 months – and they were only after managing to mangle the middle finger on my right hand .
Famous last words from my wife ” don’t you think you should switch the mower off first ” then the obvious ” na honey , the thing wont start again – look it’s only a bit of wire round the blade aaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh f4ck ! “
Minor contusions on both hands , severe mess of finger .

Mind you I forgot about the staples in my head for a bit and my boss had to cut them out with a pair of tinsnips in the office , all of my colleagues are fully conversant with methods of removing stitches , staples and glass-fibre arm ( and leg ) casts

What is this Belhaven Best?

Tennants Velvet
Tennants 70 Shilling
Tennants 80 Shilling
Belhaven Best

All are Scottish “heavy ” beers , no fizzy pee coloured water up here , dark brown and little or no fizz . Great .

Only English beer I like is Theakstons Old Peculiar .

Lager is the devils spunk and should thrown into the burny fires :dev2:

Come on people, I’m sure there’s a freindly neighborhood liquor store open somewhere nearby…

Just got a slab of Belhaven Best and a litre of Aberlour – I fully intend to be blitzed by midnight . Burp.

A picture of Hess’s engine. Where is it now?

Still at EF , at least it was there at the Scottish Forum meet-up last year , probably been scrapped to accommodate the Concorde .

Tin hat on and ducks just in case Radar is around !! 😀

Just buried our next door neighbour on Monday , found dead on her kitchen floor after a heart attack , 42 years old , leaves 2 nice kids , no warning – struck down in the prime of life .
In the chemist this morning I was being served behind two robbing pikeys who were in for their methadone script – there is no sense in this world . Junkie scum will probably live on handouts from taxpayers and live to see old age , give them as much heroin as they want and hopefully the ba$tards will OD.

I got it yesterday! 😉

Daz , any chance of posting it on to me next as I’m not that far from you and have my shot already figured out , thanks .

AL

Wasnt a teacher jailed for 6 years yesterday for trying to sort out some neds with an air gun?

Yeah , utterly scandalous , she might have used something a bit more suited for the job , maybe a .22250 or a .22 , maybe even a .410 garden gun , if she was out to do the job properly she might have used the correct tools , sheesh , an airgun , piddly things no wonder she got 6 years .