Mixtec give me a break buddy, the sig is true to form, i can sit here and give you many examples of Greek accomplishments but they are well documented anyway……

Hi Guys! good to be back, i wasn’t away that much it’s just that i felt the forum was gettin a little stale that’s all….

Back to the subject….what did u make of Nemesis?? seems like they have forgotten the threat of the Borg.

Snapper

Interested to find out your Half greek! too bad you have the weak strain (british) holding you back!:cool:

Here’s another:-

THE OLD SAILOR
An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He’s soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks,

“How am I doing?

The prostitute replies, “Well old sailor, you’re doing about three knots.”Three knots?” he asks, “What’s that supposed to mean?”

She says, “You’re knot hard, you’re knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back!”

Ageorge I can’t help laughing everytime you post, are all Brits like you sexually frustrated, emotionaly retarded?? Britis ain’t all that, you like to think you are because you once had an empire (ONCE being the operative word).

Tsk Tsk you call Greeks spineless, wasn’t it Winston Churchill himself who described heros as Greeks and everytime you say Hero in future you should say Greeks, what’s the matter selective memory.

I’ll stoop to your level and post a joke….would you like that ageorge??

———————————————————————————

While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen.
He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to
surround herself with intelligent people.

He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. “I do so by asking
them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.”

She phones Tony Blair and says, “Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer
this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child,
and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Tony Blair responds, “It’s me, ma’am.”

“Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says the Queen. She hangs up and
says, “Did you get that, Mr. Bush?”

“Yes, ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!”

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he’d better put the
Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He
summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, “Senator Helms, I
wonder if you can answer a question for me.”

“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?” “Uhh, your mother has a
child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your
brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get
back to you?” Bush agrees, and Helms leaves.

Helms immediately calls a meeting of other senior Republican
senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but
nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms
calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

“Now lookee here, son, your mother has a child, and your father has
a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is
it?” Powell answers immediately, “It’s me, of course, you dumb
cracker.”

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, “I
know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s Colin Powell!”

And Bush replies in disgust, “Wrong, it’s Tony Blair.”

Damn you girls are working yourselves into a real frenzy!!

@Ageorge

if i was in a trench with you i wouldn’t stop for a second to tell you a joke, i would be going over and over the plans i have for the invader, not stopping for one second to get a quick “knock Knock joke”, you make me laugh ‘ol chap,

Brits are the scum of the Earth, No ****ing sense, a country full of english gentlemen who walk around still talking 19th century English…..get with the program girls!!

All other countries are opposed to this war, The “Big Four” Germany, France China, Russia AND you following blindly the yankie Doodle Dandys…..what does that say about your demeanour?? Have a think about it.

Heard the one about the Brits, telling jokes about their own soldiers fighting in iraq??………

i’ll let you finish the punch line!

Snapper, you call standing up for the dead fighting in this unjust war a waste of time, 🙁 JOKES do not go with WAR, there is nothing funny about war, death, loss of life, how many times do i need to tell you,

i can understand using humour to “hurry up the troops” but the simpletons sitting opposite their PC’s playing generals and cracking jokes are just plain ****!!!

And no, I haven’t told a joke to any grieving families yet. And why do you think that might be?

I don’t know, found your conscience, morality, sense of right & wrong…..nah that would asking too much!

Snapper

Adonis – try and read what has been written. Then try to think about what it means

i know what it means, do u Snapper?? told a war joke to any of the grieving families yet??

Funny how all those who have been “offended” seem to be Brits!!

Kev35

That’s good coming from the ‘intellectual’ whose first identity here was banned for posting pictures of semi-naked women.

OMG Kev35, WTF does that have to do with War and jokes you tell, that was a joke used when we were not in wartime, i”m afraid you still don’t get it!!!, anyway don’t you like semi-naked women??

What else should we do? Have you ever met a widow? Or a child whose father was killed in action? Or a brother? Or uncle? Have you ever taken the time to talk to any of these people? Or even just one? You yourself have tried to use humour in the past, and as Jonesy said you’re trying and failing to use it now. I think you should check humour and belligerence in the dictionary and obtain some perspective. I haven’t been in action just like yourself but I have seen a lot of death. I have lost friends as a result of being in combat in the Armed Forces. I do understand the link between death and humour.

Stop preaching to me KEV because it just ain’t workin, i have made humour on other issues, maybe sport, politics, Entertainment NOT WARtime, maybe in peacetime !! your basis for an arguement is non-existent, i have done my national service, my cousin was lost in the war in 1974, so don’t tell me to “TALK” to families who have lost loved ones, this thread was a non-starter from the beginning and a complete waste of time.

Over & out