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Hairless Joe

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  • in reply to: General Discussion #407774
    Hairless Joe
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    Right, say it once more mate, just once more, and I’ll hit you so ****ing hard…
    LANGUAGE!!!

    Where are you from? Nose city?

    ‘Oh, it’s the meek, oh that’s nice, they’ve had a hell of a time’.

    in reply to: General Discussion #407911
    Hairless Joe
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    Whilst you’re on a roll, can you slip the border to just beyond Liverpool, that way we can kill two birds with one stone.

    We might be American but even we ain’t dumb enough to go there!

    No, just the Starbucks.

    And now, we’re joined here by a man who vowed never to join us on general.
    Hi Mike, doing overtime again?? 😀 😀 😀

    Steve, you’ve got quite a finely tuned sense of humour for a Yank.

    My buddy Rob R reckons you’re nothing but a price gouger.
    Later
    Hairless.

    in reply to: General Discussion #407915
    Hairless Joe
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    Don’t worry, barnowl…they’re just jealous. And as for Hairless Joe, well he’s about as American as Black Pudding.
    Steve
    Provisional Governor of New Wales

    What are you implying? Big Nose!

    in reply to: General Discussion #408029
    Hairless Joe
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    Their bowmen came in pretty handy at Agincourt, that’ll do for starters.

    What for?
    Target practice during ‘the warm up’?

    in reply to: General Discussion #408051
    Hairless Joe
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    But Monmouth’s pretty much English anyway. It certainly looked that way when I was there in the late 70’s.

    So does that mean the people that live there ain’t Welch anyhow?
    A kinda ‘plastic taffy’ then.

    I don’t know why people are so upset about Wales ’cause as far as we’re concerned here, you’re only the fifty first state anyway. Welcome to the free World you miserable Goddamn Mother f*ck*rs.

    One nation divisible under God and the rest of that goddeamn sh*t.
    Love
    Hairless.

    in reply to: General Discussion #408059
    Hairless Joe
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    I am actually agast at all the anti-welsh sentiment expressed on this page. Id rather be known as a sheep s*****r than an English Pillock, who’s ideas of culture is to go get drunk and smash things up, while screaming ENGERLAND at the top of their voices. You want to try taking a long hard look at yourselves before making a comment that offends people. Wales may be a principality of Britain, but id sooner be Iraqi than English.
    So quite frankly, go and get some bl**dy manners you pathetic little xenophobes. I am disgusted to be associated with some of you, really i am.

    Goran Cymru y Cymryian Unideg.

    Is it true that if you sh*g them on the edge of a cliff they push back?
    As someone from God’s own chosen fifty states I think the whole island’s full of goddamn sheep sh*gging son’s ‘a bitches.

    On the other hand people could get a sense of humour 😉 😉 😉 😉 .

    in reply to: RNHF Sea Fury #1399554
    Hairless Joe
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    Who……

    Maybe one of the Sea Fury Experts on this forum can help.
    Or maybe not as this one has a proper engine. :rolleyes:

    Pray do tell.
    Who are the Sea Fury experts on this site?
    Care to name names???? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
    From the American correspondent. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

    in reply to: Warbird Pilot on Secret Mission…. #1435711
    Hairless Joe
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    Hi Y’all

    I have another report from our local paper (The Dogpatch Gazette) which may throw further light on the mysterious travels of Steve Patterson.

    Our intrepid Court and society reporter was making his way home along main Street last night very late when he found the following items in a trash can.
    (The one situated between ‘Starbucks–that genuine American experience’ and the church of our Lord Jesus Christ and Republican Party) on the corner of Main and Senator McCarthy Ave.

    They are:-
    1) A funny hat with flowers in (slightly wilted).
    2) Bells on a stick.
    3) A soiled handkerchief
    4) A half eaten English Muffin.
    5) Some used E-tickets for a British Airways flight from London.
    6) Luggage Labels with the name SR Patterson on.
    7 A crumpled photograph of a yellow airplane of a type unknown in this country.

    We managed to flatten the picture out and scan it for the information of readers.
    If anyone can shed any light on this interesting evidence could they contact,
    Otis P Wanamaker on 767-757-747 at The Gazette Offices.

    Very strange don’t you think my Limey friends?? But then again my daddy always said you were strange little country when he had to go over there and win WW2 for yer all.
    Joe

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