Isn’t it amazing that men and women cannot be friends without a mattress getting in the way!

When I was growing up there were no girls around, so I either had to muck in with the boys or play alone, hence I am great a football and climbing trees! But I do find that I mix better with men anyway, probably comes from working in a 98% male dominated aerospace shopfloor.

My best mate is a bloke, and there is nothing between us except for a healthy respect for each other, shared same sick sense of humour and the fact we are both out on our own wavelength by ourselves.

When me and my other half split up, he moved out and left all his models here, these were numurous and included a fleet of Airbuses, loads of fighter planes, a couple of Concordes and all his kits still waiting to be built……I didn’t damage any of them, I appreciated the work (and blood, sweat, tears and frustration) that went into them, not to mention the money sat on top of the wardrobe waiting to be built!

We are now back together, and of all the models that have taken test flights….mine have suffered the most!

Well it seems, according to the local rag, that the Mayor of Padiham has read what was said about Padiham on that site, and he is not a happy bunny!

Padiham (Near Burnley)..SPEAK SLOWLY!!!
Welcome to Padiham,where one,strangely literate individual,capable of some form of wit changed the “Welcome to Padiham please drive slowly” sign to “Please speak slowly”
This about sums up the intellectual capacity of this East Lancashire backwater.
Even KFC is Krunchy Fried Chicken which tastes worse than the name it has ripped off,but still the local scum,armed with a can of White Lightning and a Kosovan B&H at £2.50 a pack,queue up to wreck their immune system with s**t food.

Then you can move on to any of Padiham’s finest hostelries where the local scum drink cheap “Get as p****d as you like for a fiver alcopops”,whilst they eyeball each other threateningly over their chavette slapper girlfriend’s three-in-a-buggy prams,which act as mobile ashtrays and filing cabinets for their benefit claim forms.
Shopping in Padiham is a class experience,as it has a wonderful range of charity shops,”Kwik Save”,staffed by the most glamourous (Slight degree of sarcasm) chavettes,plus the inevitable “Day & Nite” where the aforementioned scum stock up on White Lightning and Pot Noodles (alternative Padiham fodder to KFC).There are however no Rockport or fake Burberry stockists.
Shopping in Padiham is a busy experience especially during the week as hardly anyone works,the concept of work is a four letter word,not as nice as the four letter word “Giro”.
Another famous local ammenity are the Church Street public toilets,renowned for their nocturnal “cottaging” activities.
For the great outdoors,visit the Memorial Park,where the local heroes deface the war memorial with illiterate graffitti,because they can’t spell their own names,strew the kids area with WKD bottles & syringes & generally get on everyone’s t**ts.
Failing that take in the Cricket Club where the lowlife seem to take pleasure in creating the European strong cider can mountain,whilst smashing up every amenity provided for decent people.
One of the great highlights of the Padiham chav scum’s social calendar is “Walking Day”,Whit Sunday to the rest of us,when the church going brigade walk from church to church behind brass bands.This gives the local scum the opportunity to get totally p****d,as the police turn a blind eye to the pubs opening at 10 a.m. to get the pondlife off the streets.
It is perfectly acceptable for the chavettes to take their countless baby chavs into the pubs to witness their parents getting paralytic on WKDs,or whatever alcopop is on “buy one get one free”
P.S.I live in Padiham,and I work,as do a lot of other decent people.It’s just that we are p*****d off with the increasing numbers of scum that drift in from serious chav towns such as Burnley,Blackburn & Accrington (Chav capital of Britain)
Padiham is just off Junction of the M65.Just avoid”

Just for the record…..I live in Padiham, only have 2 kids, don’t claim benefits, work damn hard for a living, on only wear my baseball cap for work (basically cos it’s generally raining) and I have yet to have a night out in Padiham and I have lived here 10 years!

And it has now immerged that he was here illegally, as his student visa ran out two years ago.

His family are talking of suing the Met, maybe if they get a fine then we should have a whip round for them, that way it shows support for the police!

The reason they shot him in the head, even when subdued on the ground, is that when a person is shot in the head, then all neurological functions cease and so the person is no longer a threat, if only wounded (even if dying) they still have what they need to detonate anything that may be there, chest shots have been ruled out in the shoot to kill policy because the police could actually shoot a vest full of explosives.

I for one, am 100% behind the shoot to kill policy, it’s high time that people learnt that we are no longer going to be a soft touch and an easy target. Now what we need to do in addition to this is start rounding up and deporting the known trouble makers, lets start with hook hand, deport him to the US and let them do whatever with him, enough with this ‘we cant deport, he may get the death penalty’ crap, they don’t extend us the same courtesy.

Judging by the reports, they were sure, they had been following him, challenged him and he ran off, they did issue warnings before they shot. So if he had done nothing wrong then why did he not stop? Speak volumes really.

I for one support the police on this shoot to kill stance with regard to suspected suicide bombers, if they had let him get away and he had blown that train up……well I really don’t need to say it do I?

And then the police would have been slammed for not doing anything, damned if they do, damned if they don’t. They have a hard enough job at the best of times, hence my support for them.

jet off anywhere and everywhere – to a different continent each week.

So what do you do on week 6? :confused: