1. Jilly Goulden (and her bizzarre comments about wine).
2. ‘Letter from America’ by the Proclaimers (almost enough for capital punishment for those two Scottish ‘crooners’).
3. Lazy people who expect others to answer every question that pops into their tiny minds without putting an ounce of effort into it themselves. (I am thinking of several people here!)
4. Arrogance and ignorance. (Sometimes the same people as in 3. above.)
5. Snobs. (Often a subset of 4. above.)
6. Getting a Q in Scrabble. (Suddenly there’s a global shortage of the letter U.)
7. Transavia AgTrucks (was the designer having an off day?)
8. French and Saunders. (I swear their work is torture on an unwitting World.)
9. Julian Clary. (No need to comment.)
10. People who claim to be experts in their field when in truth they have little expertise and even less knowledge. (Often found in 3. and 4. above.)
11. The good folks at the BAA who are gradually removing every viewing facility at BAA-owned airports and thereby reducing the opportunity for children to develop an interest in aviation that so many of us found in our youth by being in such places.
12. BMW drivers. [Can anyone tell me if there’s a sticker that reads: “I NEVER give way to BMW drivers”? I’d buy a stack.]
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