Those are so funny! 😀 😀 😀
On my FCA flight last year, the cabin crew said
“Smoking is prohibited on the aircraft at all times. If you do wish to smoke, please feel free to step outside!”
“Upon leaving the aircraft, please take all personal belongings with you, especially husbands and children. I have already got enough of those!”
“We will be dimming the cabin lights for landing. This also helps us look more attractive this time of night!”