Guess you all been naughty.

Im coming down chimneys all over Britain even as I type this.

Nah I dont need them.

I never wanted to be Santa. Dint have much choice though. It was either this or the front of a packet of fish fingers and there are far too many jokes about that around already.
New years resolution? Get a better PR company.

With a staple through the centre spread?

Bestiality, Santa??

Now THERE’S something that won’t go down well in the grotto at the supermarket! 😀 :dev2:

Shall strike you from the list, too. I think of all those beasts naked – they are reindeer after all, not Micky ruddy mouse.
Another game, Vixen?

Guess that answers that question, then.

World peace? Can’t even achieve forum peace.