I shall tick them off my list as being naughty, then.

Santa has, in fact, been attacked by the great white shark – terrified onlookers could only stare in horror as the attack unfolded….

A search for the remains, including several reindeer, a sleigh, and a big sack of toys, will continue later in the day, once searchers are sure the shark has vanished….

It was an imposter – I never go in that type of restaurant.

Reindeer whose diet seems to consist of woollen jumpers. I am gonna suffer for their indigestion.

Just thinking of Vixen playing Twister. Naked.
What? Perverted, me? How much clothing does a reindeer wear anyway?

The odd glass of sherry, and mince pies. Not an addiction as such, I can handle it for just one evening a year.

Huh, behind you.

You lot are real hard to please, aint you. Nobody want anything decent, or even possible? Merry freakin christmas.

I resolve to have a lay in on the 25th. One day.