Did you drop the soap again?

So I take it John, your second wife was Chinese, just so she knew what you were on about?. :highly_amused:

She might not be Chinese, but she was purchased off the Internet all the same. :highly_amused:

Much more of this and there’ll be a clear danger of bringing homosexuality into disrepute.

You give decent homophobes a bad name. :applause:

A very sad loss. BB King could say a lot more with one note than many professional guitarists communicate in an entire career. The sign of a true musician.

Another case of Schroedinger’s Shackletons! It seems that 80% of remaining Shackletons have two 8+ year old threads on this forum. One thread is called “Shackleton X under threat!” and the other is called “Shackleton X is saved!”. In the case of the Paphos Shacks it appears these two threads date back to 2006, or around the time they were moved to a new location.

The SNP win 56 seats and suddenly everybody is a vocal critic of FPTP. I see the Kippers have donned their tinfoil hats as well for good measure. Very predictable.

Say what you like about Mhairi Black, but there is a rough pub (with Union Jacks fluttering outside no doubt) missing its barmaid somewhere in Glasgow right now.

Have you heard of the phrase “tongue in cheek” Old Boy?, it was a JOKE……

I don’t think John has the emotional intelligence to understand jokes, so don’t worry about it. I wager he isn’t very perceptive of any form of non-verbal communication. Call it a hunch, but I’ve encountered a fair few John Greens in real life who all happen to share the same diagnosis. I won’t spell it out, lest I’m wrong. Anybody that feels the need to persistently question the intelligence of other forumites whilst themselves displaying an astonishingly gullible love affair with both the journalism of the much loved ‘D Tel’ and the illogical and crudely set out policies of UKIP has something fundamentally lacking in the cranial department, which I think can be attributed to a certain mental disorder. I’ve only been on these forums a scant few months (I wanted to talk about aircraft but find myself strangely drawn into the General Discussion area) but I’ve observed John move the goal posts in any conversation where other posters don’t blindly agree with his opinions. However, as soon as the topic steers into happier waters all is quickly forgotten. Things are forever being taken out of context, hairs are constantly being split, ad nauseum.

The really good news is that our Nigel might be back next year!

Your Nigel perhaps, but clearly not ours.