“Schwiiiiiing she’s a babe, she will be mine, oh yes… she will be mine” 😀

I once had to stand in dressed in a gorilla costime for a halloween TV show as the proper guy didn’t show up. Lot’s of fun pouring buckets of custard over the presenters and scaring the sh*t out of young children ! 😀

Incredible. I looked just like that the morning after our halloween party. Didn’t have to rent a costume or anything !:D

Apparently there won’t be much witch flying tonight owing to the decision taken by the witch’s union to ground their fleet of broomsticks because of environmental, safety, cost and maintenance issues.

A spokesperson for the witches union (wu) said “After years of faultless and faithful service, it has been decided to retire these trusty old broomsticks from service and return our members to more conventionally powered forms of transport such as sonic hoovers with full E- mops clearance.”

“We hope to retire the broomsticks to good homes and can’t rule out the possibility of retaining at least one for Halloween flypasts and general tidying up around the office”

A sad day ! 😉

Oh it’s just a bit of fun for the kids to get involved in. Lighten up and get apple dookin you miserable so and so’s 😀

Re: Hallowe’en

Originally posted by DazDaMan

I’m planning on donning a full-head werewolf mask, fake fur

Ah yes… real werewolf fur is so hard to dry clean ! (lol) 😀

Originally posted by Hand87_5
Maybe a question for our Scottish friends 🙂

Yes, we had one at a former abode. It’s favourite game was to move things around the house and touch you behind the ears when you were in bed. Our cat used to love it. Turned out to be that of young chap who hung himself in the back bedroom in the late -60’s. 😮

Spectacular footage of the above incident is now available HERE

Beware… this footage is not for those of you who enjoy a full breakfast ! 😀 The sneaky thing just nips up from behind and has his head in the mouth before anyone notices ! 😮