ignore the link, i’ll cut and paste instead
Crushed Nuts
When a 40-year old man turned up at a hospital asking to see adoctor specialising in men’s troubles, he was shown into a cubicle,where hegingerly unwrapped three yards of foul smelling stained gauze fromaroundhis scrotum, which had swollen to twice the size of a grapefruit.
On further inspection, it was discovered that his left testicle was missing completely,and, embedded within the swollen, tender and weeping wound, were a number of dark objects which the patient confessed were one inchstaple nails from an industrial staple gun. It transpired that theman spenthis lunchtimes alone in his workshop, where he regularly enjoyed thesexualthrill of placing his penis on the moving canvas fan-belt of a piece
of machinery. One day, the excitement had caused him to lose his concentration, and the fan-belt had snatched his scrotum into the fly-wheel, throwing him several feet across the loor tearing off his left nut. Rather than go to the hospital, he performed first-aid on himself with the stapling gun, then went back to work when his colleagues returned. It was two weeks before he got around to visitingthe hospital.
LOL 😀 That’s gotta hurt.
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