We bass players have to stick together, you know.

Regular bathing would help to prevent that happening.

If I knew what spanging was I could erase that awful image of just what you might be doing to a fish.

Regards,

kev35

Kev, I don’t see a bass in this thread, but I do see a flounder.

There’s obviously an opening in the market for Cat Pants.

Hardly, Daz. Quite the keyboard warrior.

Try that on mine, and you’d find out how painful that .22 really is…

Daz, you’re suggesting that your tutu would be too tight for niksi?

Permission to quake in boots and quiver bottom lip?

The wire works, you’ll wet yourself laughing at the first few attempts to get on the fence. It does still leave the fence posts as a possible way up but they seem to get the message.

Run a piece of wire or heavy fishing line a couple of inches above your fence panels (hammer a few long nails in and wrap the wire around them). Cats don’t seem to like tightrope walking. Carpet gripper rod along the top of the fence does the same job but might be considered a little cruel (keeps thieving barstewards out too if you place it along the inside top edge where they can’t see it).

What you are trying to achieve takes years. It’s not something you can slap together in five minutes.

I don’t know, Kev, it seemed to work well for Jeffrey Archer and Barbara Cartland.