Ja WorsleyRE: Impresive pic
It is indeed an impressive shot, worthy of various publications
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Ja WorsleyRE: An Aircraft to be proud of! Dutchy, you must take a look at this.
Very nice and kept in mint condition as well, good to see the old props still going, they trully let you know when you are flying.
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Ja WorsleyRE: Pic of the evening
Hi guys, IIRC, wasn’t one of these used it the movie “The Great Escape”, when James Garner pinched it from the Airfield under the nose of the germans?
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Ja WorsleyRE: Jokes about your own Nationality/Country!!
Three guys are sitting inside a pub, one’s an Aussie, One’s a Kiwi and the last is a South African. All have a beer in front of them, the SA guy picks up his glass Sculls the drink, throughs the glass in the air and shoots it.
He leans over the table and says “En Suth Airfrika, vee haf dat many glasses dat ve don’t drink out of de same wun twice”
The Kiwi, then sculles his drink, throws the glass in the air and shoots it, leans forward on the table and says “Un Nu Seelund We huv det much sind on ar beachus det we don’t drunk outa de same glass twice.
The Aussie, Being the hero of the story, picks up his drink downs it in a flash, throws the glass up in the air and shoots both his fellow drinkers. He then leans over and says, In Australia, we have that many Kiwi’s and Sprinbocks that we don’t need to drink with the same guys twice…
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Three Guys are in Saudi Arabia and having a bit of a party with a slab of beer that they smuggled in to the country (No alcohol is permitted in Saudi Arabia, due to its Islamic laws of state, under standable), One is a Yank, One is a Kiwi and one is an Aussie, and they get caught. After a lenghty trial the sentence is reduced from Death to life imprissonment. Since the trial finished on a Saudi National Holiday the King announced that he would instead give them twenty lashes of a whip and allow them to leave his country.
An hour later, sentence is about to be carried out on each of them, and they are lead out one at a time. The Yank was first since he had the least to drink (Only a half a bottle), the king was felling sorry for them and allowed them all one wish, the Yank asked for a pillow to be placed on his back, this was done and it lasted only half the way, so he still got ten lashes.
The Kiwi was next out and he asked for two pillows, they were tied to his back, and the whipping started. they lasted for fifteen lashes, so he still copped five.
Next came the Aussie, the king went down personally and blessed him, “You Aussies are the best, so smart, very witty, your women are the finest, your cricket team is the worlds best even your rugby team can’t be beaten, because I like your country so much I will grant you two wishes.”
The Aussie knew all the right things to say, “You are indeed a mercifull king in a wonderful country, for this I ask that I receive not 20 but 100 lashes of the whip”!
“You are indeed very brave my good friend, as you wish, 100 lashes of the whip it shall be. Now tell me, what shal be your second wish?” Asked the King
The Aussie winked, smiled and said “That the other two be tied to my back”
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Ja WorsleyRE: Jokes about your own Nationality/Country!!
Three guys are sitting inside a pub, one’s an Aussie, One’s a Kiwi and the last is a South African. All have a beer in front of them, the SA guy picks up his glass Sculls the drink, throughs the glass in the air and shoots it.
He leans over the table and says “En Suth Airfrika, vee haf dat many glasses dat ve don’t drink out of de same wun twice”
The Kiwi, then sculles his drink, throws the glass in the air and shoots it, leans forward on the table and says “Un Nu Seelund We huv det much sind on ar beachus det we don’t drunk outa de same glass twice.
The Aussie, Being the hero of the story, picks up his drink downs it in a flash, throws the glass up in the air and shoots both his fellow drinkers. He then leans over and says, In Australia, we have that many Kiwi’s and Sprinbocks that we don’t need to drink with the same guys twice…
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Three Guys are in Saudi Arabia and having a bit of a party with a slab of beer that they smuggled in to the country (No alcohol is permitted in Saudi Arabia, due to its Islamic laws of state, under standable), One is a Yank, One is a Kiwi and one is an Aussie, and they get caught. After a lenghty trial the sentence is reduced from Death to life imprissonment. Since the trial finished on a Saudi National Holiday the King announced that he would instead give them twenty lashes of a whip and allow them to leave his country.
An hour later, sentence is about to be carried out on each of them, and they are lead out one at a time. The Yank was first since he had the least to drink (Only a half a bottle), the king was felling sorry for them and allowed them all one wish, the Yank asked for a pillow to be placed on his back, this was done and it lasted only half the way, so he still got ten lashes.
The Kiwi was next out and he asked for two pillows, they were tied to his back, and the whipping started. they lasted for fifteen lashes, so he still copped five.
Next came the Aussie, the king went down personally and blessed him, “You Aussies are the best, so smart, very witty, your women are the finest, your cricket team is the worlds best even your rugby team can’t be beaten, because I like your country so much I will grant you two wishes.”
The Aussie knew all the right things to say, “You are indeed a mercifull king in a wonderful country, for this I ask that I receive not 20 but 100 lashes of the whip”!
“You are indeed very brave my good friend, as you wish, 100 lashes of the whip it shall be. Now tell me, what shal be your second wish?” Asked the King
The Aussie winked, smiled and said “That the other two be tied to my back”
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Ja WorsleyRE: AFM forum not working again!
Two days, how much longer?
People, if you’re Interested, My board is free to join, just click the link below and join up.
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Ja WorsleyRE: AFM forum not working again!
Two days, how much longer?
People, if you’re Interested, My board is free to join, just click the link below and join up.
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Ja WorsleyRE: Screen Savers
T5: mate do you think you could email me that SS? I’d be interested in having it, talk to me over MSNM.
Again for All who are interested, I have a couple of screen savers from Lufthansa if anyone is interested, one is a pictorial history of them, the other has their old JU-52’s flying all over the screen, let know ok.
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Ja WorsleyRE: Images of your police force.
Guys, I posted a topic like this over on my board, but it’s mainly the police airwing for NSW, feel free to have a look, join and you can post pics there as well, and I’d be very greatfull if you did.
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Ja WorsleyRE: Images of your police force.
Guys, I posted a topic like this over on my board, but it’s mainly the police airwing for NSW, feel free to have a look, join and you can post pics there as well, and I’d be very greatfull if you did.
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Ja WorsleyRE: AFM forum not working again!
It only seems to be AFM that’s having the troubles.
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Ja WorsleyRE: AFM forum not working again!
It only seems to be AFM that’s having the troubles.
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Ja WorsleyAussies
Here are a couple for you from the big wide sunburnt land, enjoy
Two Aussies rock up to the Pearly gates and are met by St Peter, “you two can’t come in here, you’re Aussies, you steal everything that’s not bolted down” says St Pete.
“Oh c’mon, fair go mate, we didn’t ask to come here” says one of the Aussies.
“NO” yells St Peter, turn around and go the other way.
They start walking away and St Pete goes in side, he sees God and gives him an update of the situation, “Hi Lord, gee we’ve had a busy morning, nothing special just the usual. Oh and a couple of Aussies turned up, but I quickly saw them off”
God is not happy, “Why did you do that”?
“Well they’re Aussies, they steal everything that is not nailed down” reminds St Peter.
God is furious, “Everyone has a right to enter my kingdom if they have chosen the right path, I command that you go and fetch them immeditaly”, to which St Pete runs off.
Ten minutes later St Peter comes running up to God crying “God, oh merciful Lord, how could this happen”
God looks at him and calms him down, “What’s wrong Pete”
St Peter looks up at him and says, “They’re gone Lord, they’re gone”
God asks “who the Aussies?”
Shaking his head St Peter says “No Lord, the Pearly gates, they’re gone”
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An American arrives in the out back gets of the plane and looks around, seeing only an old Aboriginal, we walks over and asks him, “G’Day mate, how far is it to Dunnydoo”?
The Old Aboringinal looks up and points and says “It’s about 20 kilomiters dat wey mate”
“Oh ok, thanks” says the Yanks and sets off on foot
About 5 clicks down the road the yanks comes across a strange sight, there lying starkers on the road is another Aboriginal with he member sticking straigh up, and he’s just looking at it. The Yank rushes over and says, “What the hell do you think you’re doing”
The young Boy looks up and says, “It’s ok mate, I’m ceckin tha tiome”
“Oh yeah”, says the Yank, “well if you’re so good, what time is it then?”
“About half past eleven”
the yank looks at his watch 11:35, not bad, and on he walks.
Another five clicks down the road he sees another boy doing the same and he raushes over with the same impulsive action, this time he asks what time it is and is told one o’clock, he looks at his watch and sees that it is indeed one o’clock, he thinks “Wow very impressive”
A further five kilometers down the road he comes a cross another Aboriginalgripping his part and strokeing it, to which the yank runs over and yells at him, “Hey what the hell are you doing, you can’t do that, that’s not right” he screams.
The Aboriginal looks up and says politely, “It’s ok mate, I’m widing back my clock”!
I’d just like to say that Australia has just started daylight savings, at 02:00 this morning, so good timing 😛 :+ 😀
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Ja WorsleyAussies
Here are a couple for you from the big wide sunburnt land, enjoy
Two Aussies rock up to the Pearly gates and are met by St Peter, “you two can’t come in here, you’re Aussies, you steal everything that’s not bolted down” says St Pete.
“Oh c’mon, fair go mate, we didn’t ask to come here” says one of the Aussies.
“NO” yells St Peter, turn around and go the other way.
They start walking away and St Pete goes in side, he sees God and gives him an update of the situation, “Hi Lord, gee we’ve had a busy morning, nothing special just the usual. Oh and a couple of Aussies turned up, but I quickly saw them off”
God is not happy, “Why did you do that”?
“Well they’re Aussies, they steal everything that is not nailed down” reminds St Peter.
God is furious, “Everyone has a right to enter my kingdom if they have chosen the right path, I command that you go and fetch them immeditaly”, to which St Pete runs off.
Ten minutes later St Peter comes running up to God crying “God, oh merciful Lord, how could this happen”
God looks at him and calms him down, “What’s wrong Pete”
St Peter looks up at him and says, “They’re gone Lord, they’re gone”
God asks “who the Aussies?”
Shaking his head St Peter says “No Lord, the Pearly gates, they’re gone”
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An American arrives in the out back gets of the plane and looks around, seeing only an old Aboriginal, we walks over and asks him, “G’Day mate, how far is it to Dunnydoo”?
The Old Aboringinal looks up and points and says “It’s about 20 kilomiters dat wey mate”
“Oh ok, thanks” says the Yanks and sets off on foot
About 5 clicks down the road the yanks comes across a strange sight, there lying starkers on the road is another Aboriginal with he member sticking straigh up, and he’s just looking at it. The Yank rushes over and says, “What the hell do you think you’re doing”
The young Boy looks up and says, “It’s ok mate, I’m ceckin tha tiome”
“Oh yeah”, says the Yank, “well if you’re so good, what time is it then?”
“About half past eleven”
the yank looks at his watch 11:35, not bad, and on he walks.
Another five clicks down the road he sees another boy doing the same and he raushes over with the same impulsive action, this time he asks what time it is and is told one o’clock, he looks at his watch and sees that it is indeed one o’clock, he thinks “Wow very impressive”
A further five kilometers down the road he comes a cross another Aboriginalgripping his part and strokeing it, to which the yank runs over and yells at him, “Hey what the hell are you doing, you can’t do that, that’s not right” he screams.
The Aboriginal looks up and says politely, “It’s ok mate, I’m widing back my clock”!
I’d just like to say that Australia has just started daylight savings, at 02:00 this morning, so good timing 😛 :+ 😀
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Ja WorsleyRE: Champlin’s Yak-9
Cool thanks for that. What I’d like to know is, Are there any of the early series Yak or Mig jets around? Yak-11 or Mig 9 and if so are there any flying?
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