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Ja Worsley

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  • in reply to: ASTOUNDING LOL JOKES…..NO JOKE! ! ! #1988341
    Ja Worsley
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    I’ll add this for a good laugh!

    Question: How to define globalization?
    Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
    Question: How come?
    Answer:
    An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,
    driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was pissed
    on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese
    motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
    And this is sent to you by an Australian with Irish ancestors, using an
    American’s (Bill Gates’) technology which he stole from the Taiwanese.

    Give me coffee and no-one gets hurt!

    in reply to: Picture of the week. #743404
    Ja Worsley
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    Forget Down here?

    Here are a couple from the Flying Kangaroo’s inventory 😉

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    in reply to: B747-400ER first pic! #743406
    Ja Worsley
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    RE: B747-400ER first pic!

    Oh ok!

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    in reply to: airports #744666
    Ja Worsley
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    Don’t forget HK

    I always found myself going to the A/p to watch the planes when I was there, I don’t know about the new place but good old Kai Tak was superbe, I did go on top of one of the old blocks of flats there but not right under the flight path I was about ten buildings away!

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    in reply to: B747-400ER first pic! #744668
    Ja Worsley
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    RE: B747-400ER first pic!

    Sorry to tell you this buddy but Air International’s latest issue (For me anyway- the June 2002) has a pic of the first 744ER in build and seen clearly on it’s fuselage is a banner which reads:

    “Fifty Second Boeing 747 for QANTAS”

    QAS being the the first customer for the ER and all that, but nice shot of the prototype though!

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    in reply to: HOUSE OKS GUNS IN THE COCKPIT #745418
    Ja Worsley
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    RE: Here’s an Idea!

    Cmon guys I thought that my idea was kinda cool!

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    in reply to: Pic request #746417
    Ja Worsley
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    RE: Pic request

    Guys seriously thanks, but the bandwith just won’t allow that many pics to be shown at one time, I expects the odd one or two (Guess I should have known better).

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    in reply to: General Discussion #427333
    Ja Worsley
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    RE: Carry over question on ZSU-23

    If this is the case, then it would be consistant with the Syrian Army!

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    in reply to: Carry over question on ZSU-23 #1990601
    Ja Worsley
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    RE: Carry over question on ZSU-23

    If this is the case, then it would be consistant with the Syrian Army!

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    in reply to: General Discussion #427345
    Ja Worsley
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    Now this I gotta hear

    [updated:LAST EDITED ON 17-07-02 AT 07:09 PM (GMT)]Glenn: mate are you sure you haven’t taped into my headset mate? I’ve always wondered the same thing!
    And if Adam and Eve where the first people, then what of the cave man?

    Don’t you guys know, at the beginging of the Bible, the first page was torn out, cause it had:-

    “To my darling Candy with all my love!

    Any persons in this novel are fictisious and any resembelance to anyone is pure coincidence”

    Sorry Lord, you know I just funning

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    in reply to: Big question.. #1990609
    Ja Worsley
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    Now this I gotta hear

    [updated:LAST EDITED ON 17-07-02 AT 07:09 PM (GMT)]Glenn: mate are you sure you haven’t taped into my headset mate? I’ve always wondered the same thing!
    And if Adam and Eve where the first people, then what of the cave man?

    Don’t you guys know, at the beginging of the Bible, the first page was torn out, cause it had:-

    “To my darling Candy with all my love!

    Any persons in this novel are fictisious and any resembelance to anyone is pure coincidence”

    Sorry Lord, you know I just funning

    Give me coffee and no-one gets hurt!

    in reply to: Pic of the day. #648194
    Ja Worsley
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    RE: Pic of the day.

    Hahahahahahaha, love it mate!

    Live hard, play hard, die happy!

    in reply to: HOUSE OKS GUNS IN THE COCKPIT #648233
    Ja Worsley
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    Here’s an Idea!

    [updated:LAST EDITED ON 16-07-02 AT 07:21 AM (GMT)]In my time I have been a security guard and some of the places that I have worked have had a double door system. why not addapt this idea to the planes?

    Use a standard locking door to enter the cove (Which is big enough for one person carrying a tray but not for two people, gotta feed the pilots), and then they have to buzz to get into the cockpit. Whilest in the cove, the person who is in there can be identified via a CCTV monitor in the cockpit, and the pilots must then press a button to allow them in, similar to what is used in secured facilities and houses today!

    Or you could have the cove just big enough for one person, and a seperate slot for the food, like a pigeon hole.

    But I also agree that this is madness, I don’t think that they have really looked into options (Typical American attitude- shoot first and say whoops later, NO OFFENCE). I agree with the TAZAR option, you don’t need to kill anyone, life is far too sacred as it is. Stunning them and restraining them is a far better option, then let the authorities deal with the problems that they have. Lets face it, anyone who does something like this must have some emotional issues that they are affraid to deal with. Hell stick them is a cell with their Mother for six months, just the two of them, and see what that does!

    Live hard, play hard, die happy!

    in reply to: air new zealand to get a320s #648243
    Ja Worsley
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    RE: air new zealand to get a32

    From the Sunday Telegraph back when the 911 incident happened. I just threw out the paper as well (Damd) but I did read it extensivly and that’s how I got this info. I have also asked a Qantas rep for conformation, but as yet I still have no answer!

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    in reply to: air new zealand to get a320s #649093
    Ja Worsley
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    RE: air new zealand to get a32

    No buddy it’s not recent, happened went Ansett went down, QF moved in cause ANZ looked like falling down also and the only way for them to survive was to sell to QF. The sale wasn’t cheep either, but QF has managed to make a profit out of it already!

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