Well, it’s like this, gents, either I was pi$$ed out of my face for six months, or just plain desperate, or both.

Check this sh!t out and you’ll see what I mean!

(Webby, we need a VOMITING smiley! ;))

Is she the one on the right ?

Ho Ho f*cking Ho, what a crock of sh!t
We all work for Santa Claus, we’ve had enough we quit,
We did all the f*cking work and he just fronts the show,
So shove your Christmas up your arse, Ho Ho f*cking Ho.

The End, I thank you.

Nah at least Rappens had style and content. Who was Bahnhaus ?

Okay, I’m Hantche, so who gives you the five pounds?

Ian – Albania isn’t eastern Europe is it? If it is i’m renouncing that part of my heritage. It was bad enough seeing what the women looked like once you removed the beards.

I never roamed woods as a child before I was found in the jungles of Zambia old boy.

I knew you were, I claim a fiver as well for being a clever big sh!t.

I was actually asking the question, are the Balkans Eastern Europe? Albania was once part of the Warsaw pact so technically you could say it was Eastern Europe, but who really cares.

No you just roam farm yards worrying animals.

Albania isn’t that Eastern European ?????

Let’s hope he gets a few quid for it! 😉

And also that other up and coming contributor to the previous edtion
with a Polish connection !!! He needs the money.

Can you use words like Aeroplane and monthly in same same sentence on this Forum ????

I got my copy on Saturday in WH Smiths. There’s a great photo to the right on page 55 by an up and coming “young” photographer !!!!