13.50
EN830 realises that his right hand doesn’t know what his left hand is doing.
The DH Heron is parked at our local airport most day’s, they may be persuaded to help. I guess it would cost about ยฃ80 per veteran, but it maybe impractical to hop from airfield to airfield. We’d have to get them all in one place at the same time.
What about approaching Mike Collett and his people at Air Atlantique?
13.40
At the thought of all that cream Nermal fends off EN830 and sets about the clean up himself. Snapper retires to see to his goat and Robbo and Flood curl up together in a corner to plan their next hit single, backing vocals to be provided by Ashley and Anna.
13:18
Flood and Robbo announce their love for each other, after which (and several more glasses of Pimms), they do a classic impression of the cheeky girls complete with hot pants. ๐ฎ
I don’t think PB has written a book himself, but I have come across many references to him or by him in various books that I have read.
Do a search in Google, it turns up several web sites with a reference to PB.
Will he be at Leg-ends next month?
12.13
After consuming several Pimms with all the trimmings, EN830 models his latest purchase for the beach, a liquorish thong !!!!
6 of you one of me, it must be Pimms O’Clock.
Oh sorry wrong thread !!!!!
Don’t you just love them ?
Nipples ?
Flood.
I have to agree with you most of your posts are complete rubbish. Have you ever considered turning off the computer and giving yourself and the rest of us a break. If you can’t find the off-switch, just pull out the plug.Regards
Sauron
What’s with you Sauron, looking at the majority of your threads you lean towards the serious side of life, which it commendable.
However some of us don’t, life to us is a series of jokes strung together with the odd twang of seriousness, in Floods case it’s 99% joke and 1% seriousness. When he is in normal mode he makes many a valued contribution to the worldly topics and views being expressed.
I suggest that you and not Flood find the off switch.
Tea or champagne in celebration anyone?
Does it have to be a red cross on a white back ground ?
Ian…I think you got off lightly…Snapper after all is playing with his goat ๐
And I don’t see anything wrong with looking after your car…I look after mine and take great pride in her (ok it’s a Focus not a Porsche) but you and me, we’ve both paid good money (you a great deal more than me :D) but WE’VE worked for that money, and WE’VE paid that money, and I don’t see why some thieving little **** should be able to just help themselves like that.
Anyway…back to Big Brother ๐
If the truth is known Ashley, the Porca cost less than a brand new Focus.
I’d rather talk abouts cars than Big Brother.
Some tutorial:
Translated from Latin to English, “Ad Hominem” means “against the man” or “against the person.”
An Ad Hominem is a general category of fallacies in which a claim or argument is rejected on the basis of some irrelevant fact about the author of or the person presenting the claim or argument. Typically, this fallacy involves two steps. First, an attack against the character of person making the claim, her circumstances, or her actions is made (or the character, circumstances, or actions of the person reporting the claim). Second, this attack is taken to be evidence against the claim or argument the person in question is making (or presenting). This type of “argument” has the following form:
1. Person A makes claim X.
2. Person B makes an attack on person A.
3. Therefore A’s claim is false.The reason why an Ad Hominem (of any kind) is a fallacy is that the character, circumstances, or actions of a person do not (in most cases) have a bearing on the truth or falsity of the claim being made (or the quality of the argument being made).
Martin
I understand now, so who’s been Ad Hominemessing then ?????
I like your suggestion Snapper ๐
“Day 13…10:05am…Ashley has just opened her third bottle of Shiraz of the day and staggered over to the jacuzzi…Snapper is on the patio seeing to his goat…and to escape the sound of frenzied bleating, Anna and Flood seek solace in the snug, where they promptly disappear under a duvet…
Meanwhile, in the diary room, EN830 has come to issue a stern warning to any would be dust-cap thieves with designs on his beloved Porche whilst he is holed up in the house…
[He jabs finger at screen] Are you listening you little *****? You go anywhere near my ******* car, I’ll spread you on the floor like margarine…”
Hmmmmmmmm? ๐
Why do I get the brunt of everyoneโs jibes? Anyway I’ve ordered a new set with built in Norbert eliminators.
Would you really want to be locked in a house with all these anoraks for a month ???
That’s the trouble with these continental types, they all hanker to be British just to understand the sense of humour. ๐