Sharia Law is only good for the first two convictions. I suppose it might deter some from nicking a TV with just stumps though.

RIP Pete your songs still stir feelings in me “Where have all the flowers gone” can bring a tear to my eye even now(co written I know)

Oi! Who are you calling a wazzuck?

I have made a personal risk assessment and here in the wilds of East Anglia choose never to wear a cycling helmet.

Moggy

Be fair its difficult to do a helmet up with webbed hands and six fingers! I never saw your most famous inhabitant Allan Smethurst wear one either

When I left my employment in the Civil Service in Whitehall at the age of 20 I was asked to unsign the Official Secrets Act.
Needless to say I never did but what the hell was that all about?

As trumper says and add I would continue to physically restrain the intruder until the Ambulance service turned up(well at my age I would not want him to have another go at me)

trumper of course silly me he is a hairdresser!

TwinOtter Is that driver powered methane? if so I think some other members on here could break the sound barrier with that.
Names withheld as they suffer from a defective sense of humour(or members of the Liberal Democrats) 😀

Pretty boring anyway charlie well if it keeps him happy!

charlie I agree with that and Siberian Tigers Dolphin slaughter in Japan, clubbing seal cubs in Canada and many other species that seem to turn a buck but that would have drifted the thread. I am for shooting poachers a practice that happens in Africa If they can be found. I thought in Europe we were meant to be more civilised so what message does that send out to the rest of the world. If you want to kill all inbreds I think quite a few homo sapiens would be slotted.