Well I could do with some advice here. This morning my wife got a letter from the DWP saying that her state pension had been increased from the new financial year by the sum of 96pence per week. She would like to know if its better to leave it in the Building Society, put it in an Offshore account, put it under the mattress or put 4p to it and buy something in Poundland!

I await a letter to see if I get anything.

Buy yourself a crossbow, silent and deadly and takes less room.Not that I know you understand!:)

Can’t have that poor woman corrupted by common criminals!

http://news.sky.com/story/1065945/vicky-pryce-moved-to-pleasant-open-jail

Oh on second thoughts it was a commons criminal!!!

I’ve seen one story where the new Pope said (while he was just the Bishop) that the UK usurped the Falklands.

I said that in the new pope thread but a mod deleted it.
Still I don’t take much notice of blokes in dresses with red shoes.

If and its a big if, he makes a difference in a good way to the world I am willing to eat my words.
If I remember correctly the only member of the Vatican Air Force was not very succesful. I refer to Eilmer of Malmesbury.:)

With defence cuts it will be 1 in 20 soon!

As long as CMD does not think its a jolly good way of solving the UK’s problems I could not care less! Still it would be less fighting money for Eric(i am not an alcoholic) Joyce.

A woman was filling out forms at a Liverpool DWP office. Under “Number of children,” she wrote “10,” and where it said “List names of children,” she wrote “Jimmy” When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: “Now here where it says “List names of children,” you’re supposed to write the names of each one of your children.” “They all named Jimmy,” said the woman. “That’s very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?” asked the welfare worker. “Oh, then I use the last names.”

A long time ago now but with many jumps behind me I would not be so foolish as to use an Ebay Chute Xtype or PX especially The newest of those are at least 20 years old and god knows how they have been looked after. Still there are fools out there.

So hindenburg I would not sell it complete, but your call.