As I read it the poor nurse was the one on the ward not on the switchboard.If this is correct I would thiink it fair to assume she thought she was talking to the Queen. Jacintha Saldanha does not sound like a British born subject and may not easily recognise the Queens voice.
That said those who perpetrated this cheap prank will now have to live with the consequences and a family will have to live without a mother and wife.
Sad and disgusted at the whole affair.
As I read it the poor nurse was the one on the ward not on the switchboard.If this is correct I would thiink it fair to assume she thought she was talking to the Queen. Jacintha Saldanha does not sound like a British born subject and may not easily recognise the Queens voice.
That said those who perpetrated this cheap prank will now have to live with the consequences and a family will have to live without a mother and wife.
Sad and disgusted at the whole affair.
All such sheds to be made of Canadian Pine of course, and constructed such that bore holes can be made to check the contents are as expected…?
Aged, well-weathered and preferably waterlogged Canadian pine is preferred, apparently large stocks can be found close to a certain airport runway… bring your own shovel (and/or spade?)…
The new S.H.I.T. enterprise will supply shovels at a very resonable price with the Truss logo on the handle.
How do I join please I have a spitfire and a hernia to fit the truss :diablo::diablo::diablo:
By sending me a shed load of money,that is how these things work!:D
Just below the rudder(as you know very well):)
7 more months of baby fever in the press! I bet those Burmese Spitfires will fly away unnoticed now.
7 more months of baby fever in the press! I bet those Burmese Spitfires will fly away unnoticed now.
The question now is do we spray the undersides black and white or a nice duck egg colour?
Paul (shortly to found the Spitfire Heratic Independant Truss)


You have not sprayed Shelia green have you?
Well you won’t be getting it from Santa!
CAUTION VERY,VERY NOT WORK SAFE
Well you won’t be getting it from Santa!
CAUTION VERY,VERY NOT WORK SAFE
Except it’s gone!
Perhaps the PC brigade misinterpreted all the references to the word “spade”?
Well-paid moderators 😎
“Gizza’ job!” then! (Boys from the Blackstuff for you youngsters):)