The irony of life is that a fitness fanatic that doesn’t eat meat will die of bowel cancer when
a slob who has lived a life of bacon butties will not.
I received a letter from my doctor to have a free check up as I was approaching 50.
Now I’ve had an average life. Spent my child hood eating Wimpys each lunch time at school.
Never thought about my health just ate what I wanted – in moderation.
To my amazement my tests all came back negative. No cholesterol, no high blood pressure.
A little tubby but otherwise clean bill of health.
Just enjoy yourself. The stress of worrying will kill you more quickly than a few bacon butties.
The outcome is the same whatever.

I bet no one has seen this.
Weird but definitely Mayall!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L6T6Yj5u4k

You mean to say people actually still read newspapers?
Hmm, interesting.

… and crackers…

I enjoy watching the world cup and I’m not even a football fan.

To improve the game players should apply to be part of the team. By employing some kind of point system those that have applied are interviewed for suitability.
It should be an unpaid role with just travel and expenses.
That way you’ll get a team which at least cares.

Pakistan
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-27854580
Ukraine
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27853698
Iraq
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-27856223
Not to mention Siria, Israel and countless others across the globe.

Iraq worries me the most. We have destroyed the government, pulled out and now terrorism is filling the void.
If we do nothing then we can look forward to many years of conflict in the region.
If we get involved we are looking at a permanent presence on the ground.
Air strikes will alienate and achieve little.
Also worrying is Russia slipping arms to the rebels in Ukraine.

..this really works!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/handprint

Being one of those annoying people that understands that a monitor is an output, not an input device and therefore did not place his hand on the screen after pressing the button can I say “no it doesn’t” 🙂

To understand Iraq you have to look from the perspective of the civilian. Not the politician or the war lord.
Take Somalia as an example. The reason the Americans lost in Somalia is because they thought that the civilian populace would embrace them as the saviours of democracy.
When in fact the Somalians saw them as the invader, the common enemy.
This is the same as Iraq. We looked at Iraq and saw Saddam brutalizing the population. Where in reality the average civilian was relatively safe.
Tony storms in and now we have anarchy.
What’s better repression or anarchy?