It makes a change from people blaming Gordon Brown for volcanoes, I suppose. 🙂

Or even Thatcher…

Just being outbid on a vintage watch on Ebay. I wouldn’t have cared had I missed it by £50-60, but I missed it by 1P!!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

A computer malfunction which has removed my entire Miles Davis jazz library from memory. Now I’ll have to reburn my entire library. :mad::mad::mad:

^^^^^^^^ And she was sent there on a one-way ticket.

So I can imagine a few people who know you well are desperate for a Labour win. But as you say the chances of an OUTRIGHT win are so remote you’re off the hook!:D Any fall-back position for a hung parliament with Brown still in? Say, blue latex in public for an hour but skip the Facebook photo…….;)

No, I only have to do it if it is an outright Labour win. Anything else doesn’t count, and my dignity will remain intact.

Oh, dear – the mind boggles. Presumably all might be revealed in due course!:diablo:

Your mind need boggle no more. Basically, if Labour win the election OUTRIGHT I’ll have to wear a blue latex catsuit, take a photo of me in it, and make it my default Facebook photo. To add even more humiliation I’ll have to wear it in a public place for at least an hour (I think a nice remote location in the country would do). Thankfully, however, Labour has no chance, so I know I won’t have to go through with it. Some people take a joke too far…

Making a joke about the election campaign and having it taken at face value. Let’s just say that if Gordon Brown wins I’ll have to do a really embarrasing forfeit.:o

So-called friends

Various old friends of mine, many of whom I trusted, who seem have done a Brutus on me.