Ebay ruling IN FAVOUR of that seller. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Way ahead of you Archieraf. I await the outcome, which should be shortly.

An irritating Ebay seller. He/she said that there would be no B-I-N price, and that the auction would run naturally. So I’m the high bidder with less than 48 hours to go, and he/she pulls the auction, stating that someone had bought it using B-I-N (which he/she said wouldn’t be an option). Grrrrrr.:mad::mad::mad:

I’m not bidding on anything they have for sale ever again.

We’ve had a birdstrike – The stewardesses have called an industrial action… 😀

Saw this on the Telegraph website

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/7432303/Jamie-Bulgers-killers-were-too-young-to-be-tried-for-their-crimes-says-Childrens-Commissioner.html

Load of rubbish. They knew what they were doing, it was a full, premeditated act of murder against someone who was completely defenceless. It was an act which would be considered depraved if perpetrated by an adult, and IMHO they deserved to be tried as an adult would.

An absolutely foul young creature in the Post Office Queue yesterday.

She asked me if I’d let her go in front of me. Bearing in mind I had been waiting for 30 mins with 2 large, heavy parcels I said, “It’s first come, first served, so I’m afraid not”.
She then starts calling me a “rude old c**t” (if that isn’t irony I don’t know what is), in front of half the shop. She does that three times and then starts calling me a “stupid b*****d”. And we allow these sorts of people to breed – she was only a few years older than I am, say 21-22.

I have never come across such a raging torrent of foul-mouthed abuse, and hope I never do again.

True.

On board a Transworld 707 in the 70’s….
Stunning hostess asks me “Would you like some TWA coffee?”
“No, but I’d like some of your TWA Tea”. She was American, she didn’t get it. The fellow brits on board did!

Brilliant. 😀

In a similar vein

“In the event of the cabin de-compressing, oxygen masks will fall from the ceiling, and the stewardesses will be there to charge you for them. Thank you for flying Ryanair”.

“This is your co-pilot speaking, if anybody has found a copy of ‘Flying for Dummies’ would you please come to the cockpit and give it to the captain”.

” ‘Boeing/Boeing/Boeing’ – the payout line in an aviation themed fruit machine”.

And many others, but I need to plumb the depths of my head for them.