Im going to try and sell the Jimll fix it badge on “E-Bay”. Might get a couple of quid, I swear the damn thing is jinxed!!!
Im having last nights kebab out of the bin.
A small but perfectly formed goat!
I may have one l will have a look
Dan Buster: Did you write this?
http://www.sorehead.org/jimmy/
Very funny.
Unfortunately I didnt but me and Jimmy are kept apart by the means of a county court restraining order. as it appens
He scares the living b jesus out of me 😮
Just for you Dan Buster, do you remember this saying ….
“Now then, now then … as it happens, here is your Jim’ll Fix It badge, just for yooou, loovly, loovly jewellery” 😮
As it happens oooohhh ooooohhh oooooooohhhhhh bracelets bracelets suck my cigar.
He really is a vomit inducing cigar chomping old letch. I can’t believe TV and Radio still entertain (I will use that word loosely) him.
He must be 80 if he’s a day.
Jewellery Jewellery Jewellery, they should melt all his gold down, the value of it would probably feed a small country for a year, or supply a small argos near a council estate.
😮
Im not a comedian, just an enthusiast having a bit of a laugh. 🙂
The Big Brother contestants are Brain Dead Sheep 😀
Im a dead brained brother who likes watching big sheep.
The Sun is a nasty little rag and it epitomises Football Yob Culture. After all it is but a game, not life or death.
Rugby, Tennis, etc dont seem to attract the same hard core pro-literians?
I Rest my case.
I had a Pair of Dave Clark ones I in fact had 5. They are all in pieces now…. “Bits and Pieces”
Big Ones
I shot a talk show at the beeb with him a couple of weeks ago, You want stories ? I’z got the stories !!! 😮
Just don’t ask about his dead mother’s clothes, that’s all !!!!! 😮
Did she wear Gold Lame tracksuits as well Creepy Creepy MF.
I told him anymore of his nonsense and Im going to the police.. Amazing what bargaining powers a Callipo Ice Lolly has when you are eight years old.
He needs incarcerating with Jonathan King 😡
What did he fix for you? He wasn’t exactly warm and cuddly when I saw him on the set for Top of the Pops.
What a beautifully gentle way of saying “wrong”!
Doh! There goes my record for always be right. 😮
ERRM Well lets just say it’s taken 15 years of cognotive therapy and counselling. As a result I still cant go near a cigar or a big gold bracelet (Jangle Jangle)
Frangipan
Frangipan!!!!!!