How reliable is Mr. Fomin’s Information because I have been waiting for to23.pdf for a few months now… 😀

My girlfriend was at work, HMV, today for just three hours, so I had to take that amount of short time to think up some evil things to do.

One of which. Shes due a new Mac Notebook to be picked up from the Apple store anyday now (her old one got damaged internally beyond repair, she spilt a full pint of milk all over the keyboard and now its Kaput, but the exterior is in mint condition) and luckily, our best mate bought one on Friday, the same model my girlfriend will be getting and the same model as the broken one. So I asked her (our mate) if I could lend all of the packaging, manuels, paper work, plugs, the Apple carry bag, the lot. So I started to wonder what I could do to the Mac. I couldn’t just put it in all the packaging without doing something to it first, and what do you know, I had a full tube of Super Glue. So I proceeded to glue the Mac shut, give it a little polish to give it that little bit more sparkle and placed it all in the correct packaging with everything else, the full works. It looked fresh from the store.

So, she rang me when she finished work to see how things were & all. And I told her that I got a call on our house phone from the Apple store in Newcastle saying her new Mac is ready for collection. And with me being a Gentleman :diablo: I said I’d went down to collect it on her behalf, plus I hadn’t much else to do and it’s a beautiful day outside. She was incredibly thankful (I WAS on a promise tonight, if you know what I mean. *wink-wink*)

So as it were she was very, very, very excited to get back home to get loose on her “new” Mac and the inevitable was about to happen…

…To cut the long story short. It was quite an experience, a lot of anger, hatred, abusive language and general displeasure was thrown in my general direction…Including the Mac and some of the contents…But it was funny and being the lovely lass she usually is, she seen the funny side of it…After about half an hour or so later. :diablo:

Was it rude of me to ask if my promise was still on offer tonight? She said something along the lines of, “Fek off, you limey wanka rectum hole booby face, pwik, fanny”…Or something.

Oh, and I tied her underwear (*Cough* “bedroom ones” *cough*) to the front door too! :diablo:

:dev2: Good One…

Probably the only thing related to aviation in this case was the Macbook flying at low altitude. :D:D

Interesting Info there TwinBlade.

Is it mentioned where these LCDs would go, The Integrated LCD looks confusing. They could rearrange those Widgets.

The MTA looks good.The PD-14 engines are big. Which ones are to be used? the base model or the derated model?

Great pics there mack8. Are those MiG 25 still operational currently?

Russia should abandon PAK-FA and get JF-17, as should all those poor F-35 partner nations.

I will take two JF-17s please… to go…

Shadow = less light reflected back = more stealth, no? 😀

Very true indeed, Assuming there is just a single light source and zero diffraction and the object is just next to the light source , you can expect close to 50% of the spherical proximity to be shadowed. That would mean 100% shadow. which of course means 100% stealth.

Brilliant. Some of us who actually go to graduate school to study this stuff now regret at the quality of education we receive.

:D:D
Indeed. When all you need to do is gaze at the sun and lo and behold watch dynamics and kinetics unravelled before your naked eyes.
Of course some people also have other Cells in their Eyes besides Rod/Cone cells that makes them sensitive to much longer wavelengths of the EM spectrum, including doppler shift recognition with their eyeballs.

maybe we succedd to find also the rumoured microwave owen inside as well…:D

The Microwave is already there. Just add a mechanism to put and retrieve the food in front of radar. Well not ideal ISM frequency but it will heat no doubt. :dev2: New AESA development will focus on this aspect as well to concentrate Energy on small angle. :D. A2A/ A2G scan and A2Oven Mode supported while tracking several targets.