Got this in my office cartoon collection…..
To the tune of ‘ The Church is our Foundation’
The dogs they had a party, they came from near and far,
some dogs they came by taxi and some dogs came by car,
each dog signed his name upon a special hook,
and each dog hung his a***hole upon a special hook
One dog was not invited, and this aroused his ire,
he stormed into the party, and loudly shouted ‘FIRE’
the dogs got so excited they all forgot to look,
but grabbed the nearset A***hole from off the nearest hook
This is a sad sad story, for it is very sore,
to wear anothers A***hole, you’ve never worn before
and that is why when dogs roam o’er land or sea or foam
they sniff each others A***hole in the hope they’ll find their own
teehee
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