RE: A couple of jokes.
A duck walks into a bar, walks up to the barman and says;
“Do you sell grapes?”
The barman looking a little confused says, “No sorry we don’t sell grapes”. The duck leaves.
The next day the duck walks into the bar again, walks up to the barman and says;
“Do you sell grapes?”
The barman looking puzzled and a little anoyed says, “No sorry, we dont sell grapes, this is a bar, we sell drinks”
The duck says “Ohh” and leaves.
The next day the duck walks into the same bar again but before he can ask the barman if he sells grapes the barman grabs the duck by the neck and says;
“Look, we don’t sell any bloody grapes and if you come in here again and ask for grapes i’m gonna nail your beak to the bar!!!”
The ducks leaves.
The next day the duck walks into the same bar and before the barman can get aggresive says;
“Do you sell nails?”
The barman says, “No, why?”
The duck says, “Got any grapes!”
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